If every province in Canada had honest slogans, what would they be?

 Allan:

-British Columbia - Rents are higher than in Toronto

-Alberta - Oil! More Oil! Still more Oil! Climate change is a hoax!

-Saskatchewan - Flat? Yeah, I guess so.

-Manitoba - Things haven’t been the same since 'The Bay' went east to Toronto.

-Ontario - Everyone hates us. Too bad we own everything.

-Quebec - Manger la merde chiens de cochon anglais! (Eat shit English pig dogs!)

-Nova Scotia - Things haven’t been the same since Scotiabank went west to Toronto.

-New Brunswick - The Irvings own everything.

-Newfoundland & Labrador - Look, we really don’t want to be a part of the country but most of our people are in Toronto.

-Prince Edward Island -  The whole province is smaller than Toronto! 

-Yukon - Things haven’t been the same since the gold ran out.

-North-West Territories - Things haven’t been the same since they found diamonds.

-Nunavut - You think you have it bad? A large can of Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee is $17 here.

Steve Haddok