Strike!

 We had a guy call into the Perspective Research Department and pose this question:

"If the United States got militarily aggressive towards Canada, is there any chance of deterring it?"

To which David Clark answered: Sure. Every Canadian working in the US calls in sick on the same day! 

Hollywood, the news media and all the hospitals would shut down by lunchtime. (Actors, directors, producers. Comedians (especially the funny ones) and nurses: mostly Canadian. . all book off!)