Forget Drumpf... We've got a Great Plan for North America!

When you look at a map of the world, it is usually out of proportion... because it's taken from a round globe onto a flat picture... and this distorts the true size of everything!

Here is a Global Map with the right proportions!

 

NOW... Here's North America in the proper perspective!

THEN: We are going to hold a referendum in Alaska and Maine to see if they want to join Canada...! (And throw in Pt. Roberts!)

Then we will approach Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands to become two of our territories... (That's a total of twelve Provinces and five Territories!)

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First of all... even though we have a lot more land than the States... most of it is too damned cold to do any good... so we're all jammed up in the bottom (southern) part... and second... we need the Turks and Caicos Islands for when winter gets to be... 'too much!'