TUESDAY!

 "On my first day as a Walmart greeter, a rude woman walked in with her two kids, yelling at them.

I just smiled and said, “Good morning, welcome to Walmart.

Nice kids, are they twins?”

She snapped, “No! One’s 9 and the other’s 7. Are you blind or stupid?”

I replied, “I am not blind or stupid, just surprised someone slept with you twice.”

Later that day, my supervisor told me I might not be the best fit for the job!"