ALLAN'S CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

  A COLD DAY IN SCOTLAND!

I really like the name on the back of his shirt!!!!!!

 According to the information we received here at the Perspective Research Department the oldest living person in history was a French woman...

 

 

  A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says,  ...

 

(For an encore they're going to do a "can-can'!)