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(For example!)

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY. THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Monday 22 April 2024

Home on the range!

This sort of stuff has always fascinated me... and I hope you like it too! 

By Farina E.

As reported by Al Jazeera, a recent study claims to have pinpointed the birthplace of all modern humans to a specific area in northern Botswana.

"We've known for a long time that modern humans originated in Africa roughly 200,000 years ago," explained Vanessa Hayes, a geneticist at the Garvan Institute of Medical Research in Australia and co-author of the study. "But what we hadn't known until the study was where exactly this homeland was."

The identified region, known as Makgadikgadi-Okavango, once hosted a vast lake. Scientists speculate that this area, now characterized by expansive salt pans, sustained a population of modern humans for around 70,000 years.

"It's an extremely large area, it would have been very wet, it would have been very lush," Hayes said. "And it would have actually provided a suitable habitat for modern humans and wildlife to have lived."

Approximately 130,000 years ago, as the climate in the region shifted, some of the population began migrating, marking the first exodus of humans from the continent.

Researchers hypothesize that multiple migration waves occurred, initially toward the northeast and later toward the southwest.

These early migration patterns were deduced by examining hundreds of mitochondrial DNA samples—genetic material passed down maternally—from contemporary Africans.


My great, great, great (x23) uncle "Urk!" (From my father's side!)

Faith in Humanity!!!!!

 “A mother made a run to Walmart with her young son. 

While in the store, she turned around and he was gone. 

She looked all over for him and was on the verge of becoming frantic when she walked to the front of the store and spotted him.

***

She was just getting ready to lay some scolding on him when she realized he was doing something very strange. 

He was kneeling at one of the benches just inside the store and he was praying. 

She could not understand why he was doing this. Then she looked above him at the huge poster he was facing. 

It had photos and descriptions of missing children, and it read: “Every second counts.”So she took a photo of her son doing this and posted it on Facebook. 

It went viral in no time. And as it did, one Facebook commenter summed it up pretty well, writing: “Whether or not you believe in God really doesn’t matter. 

This was a child in Walmart who was thinking about others and doing the only thing he could to help. The world would be a better place if everyone followed his example.””


Saturday 20 April 2024

Saturday Morning Confusion: Drumpf!

STILL DON'T BELIEVE THAT TRUMP IS THE "ANTI-CHRIST?"



(Good thing I'm not the least bit religious!)
 

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BONUS: We reversed the polarity on the "Way Back Machine" and took this picture of Kim Kardashian 20 years from now!



Friday 19 April 2024

T.G.I.F: Nighty - Night!

 

Drumpf fell asleep in court... two days out of the last four!!!!!!



Monday 15 April 2024

The First Cut is the Deepest!

 In June 1993, Lorena Bobbitt, 53, used a kitchen knife to slice off her husband John’s penis while he slept. (Everybody was talking about it!)

She threw the "cut to the quick dick" out of the car window as she was driving around, but authorities later found the organ and successfully reattached it. (The attack led to John and Lorena becoming household names as the trial dominated the headlines for over a year in 1994.) 

P.S. Lorena was acquitted due to temporary insanity.

BUT... NOW!

Poor John Wayne Bobbitt was forced to have his toes amputated more than 30 years after his wife cut off his dick in 1993!

John, 57, revealed to The Sun on April 13 that his toes were amputated due to toxic peripheral polyneuropathy. 

According to the Mayo Clinic, John’s condition “often causes weakness, numbness and pain, usually in the hands and feet. 

It also can affect other areas and body functions including digestion and urination.”

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Poor John, on top of being a "no dick" type of guy... he's also a "no toes" person! 


Lorena Bobbitt

Saturday 13 April 2024

Saturday Morning Confusion: The Afterlife!

Is there any scientific proof that... after life... there is no heaven or hell?

Allan: 

Well, yes. In fact, there is a simple and blindingly obvious proof, but it’s not the sort of proof that many people are willing to accept since it conflicts with their childhood indoctrination and/or conflicts with what they really, really want to be true.

Before I present the proof, however, there are two important things that you need to keep in mind:

  1. The complete and utter lack of any consistent, objective evidence for an afterlife is, in and of itself, evidence against an afterlife. Not proof mind, you, but certainly evidence.
  2. Seriously, if you don’t have any good evidence for an afterlife in the first place, why would it matter if nobody can prove that there isn’t an afterlife? At best, asking somebody to provide evidence that an afterlife doesn’t exist is an admission that you don’t have any evidence to support your belief in an afterlife in the first place and are relying entirely on wishful thinking.

Still with me? All right, here is your proof:

  1. For there to be an afterlife, our consciousness must be capable of surviving apart from our physical bodies (call it a “soul” or a “spirit” or what have you).
  2. And if our consciousness is capable of surviving apart from our physical bodies, it can’t be generated by or produced by or be wholly dependent on our physical bodies (and certainly not by any one particular part of our bodies). We should, for example, be able to damage or even replace a toe or an arm or a lung or a heart and not have our consciousness be affected (assuming we don’t die in the process).
  3. And this is generally what we find to be the case, with one glaring exception — our brains. Every other part of our body can be damaged or even replaced without our consciousness being affected, but not our brain. If our brains are damaged, our entire personality can change. We become, in effect, completely different persons. And, while practically any organ in the body can be replaced without changing who we are (they can even transplant faces now), does anybody imagine that if it were possible to receive a brain transplant that our consciousness with the new brain would match that of the previous brain?
  4. Therefore, since it appears that our consciousness is inextricably and indelibly linked to our physical brains, that would indicate that our consciousness cannot exist independently of our bodies and therefore cannot survive the death of our bodies. And if our consciousnesses cannot exist without our bodies, then there cannot be any such thing as an “afterlife.” 

And, there you go! What further proof could you possibly want?

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Well, what about my idea that we humans are just conduits for a Cosmic Consciousness!!!!!  ALLAN! (THE GOD TRILOGY! (4 book series) Hardcover Edition )  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGBHZF4H?binding=hardcover&ref=dbs_dp_sirpi

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OK, OK, so maybe this isn’t absolute proof that there is no such thing as an afterlife. 


After all, I suppose one could come up with all sorts of hypotheticals to explain the known facts while still preserving the possibility of an afterlife, such as, oh, I dunno, that our brains are just “receivers” for our consciousness that are being broadcast from some other dimensional plane (whatever the heck that means) and brain damage is like what happens when a radio has a damaged antenna and the signal gets all static-y or something. 


Or maybe there exists some sort of all-powerful “immaterial pure spirit” (whatever the heck that actually means) that somehow exists “outside of time and space” ("ab extra" -  A.W.J.) that for some unknown reason wants to make it seem as though our brains create our consciousness for reasons of its own. 


You get the idea!


Barry Goldberg, Author of the "Common Sense Atheism" series of books



Wednesday 10 April 2024

Shades of Biblical Plague!

 Billions of cicadas are set to surface this spring as two different

broods — one that appears every 13 years... and another every 17

years — as they emerge simultaneously! 

The 13-year group, known as Brood XIX, or the Great Southern 

Brood is the largest periodical cicada brood, stretching across the 

southeastern United States. 

“It’s rare that we see this size of double brood emergence,” said Dr. Jonathan Larson, an extension entomologist and assistant professor at the University of Kentucky. “We’re talking about an absolute oddity of nature, one of America’s coolest insects.” he said!

Meanwhile, the Northern Illinois Brood, or Brood XIII, emerges every 17 years, but that coincides with the other group this year!.

Though the idea of a cicadapocalypse may seem foreboding, experts predict that the two broods won’t overlap significantly, and the bugs themselves, while loud and numerous, are harmless. (?)


It's just that the damned things are EVERYWHERE!

Mid-Week Mayhem!

 The Pope and trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a large crowd.

The Pope leans towards Trump and says: “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice!

Trump replied; “I seriously doubt that!”

“With one little wave of your hand?”

“Show me!”

So the pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage, AND THE CROWD ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY, and there was happiness throughout the land!



(Pope Francis is about to hit Drumpf on the head to shut him up!!!!)

Monday 8 April 2024

Mass Blindness Reported in U.S.A. after Eclipse!

 Word has it tonight that there has been a mass run at hospital emergency departments today... as people with burned eyeballs seek a doctor!

After further investigation, the Perspective Research Department has discovered that these were the same people who refused to get a COVID vaccination a few years ago!

No word yet on what authorities are going to do with them... but anything that helps thin the herd is more than welcome!

(Former President Drumpf during the last eclipse!)

The biggest pricks in the world by country!

Let's take a look at the size of men's dicks around the world!

No, boys and girls, we're not talking about assholes here.... just big dicks!

Neither the UK nor the US nor Canada make it into the top 10.  (Actually, they don't even crack the top 50, which is quite unexpected!)

It's important to note that data was available from only 90 countries. (Some nations, including Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, and a few African countries, among others, did not provide any information.)

World's Largest Average Penis Sizes (In Inches)

1. Ecuador - 6.93
2. Cameroon - 6.56
3. Bolivia - 6.5
4. Sudan - 6.48
5. Haiti - 6.3
6. Senegal - 6.26
7. Gambia - 6.25
8. Cuba - 6.25
9. Netherlands - 6.25
10. Zambia - 6.21

World's Smallest Average Penis Sizes (In Inches)

1. Cambodia - 3.95
2. Myanmar - 4.21
3. Philippines - 4.27
4. Sri Lanka - 4.29
5. Hong Kong - 4.41
6. Bangladesh - 4.41
7. Thailand - 4.51
8. Vietnam - 4.52
9. Malaysia - 4.52
10. Singapore - 4.54



The worldwide average 'schlong' is just short of 6 inches long and is named "Johnson" ...except in China where it's called "Wang-too-long!"

Saturday 6 April 2024

Saturday Morning Confusion #2: Eclipse!

 The total solar eclipse will be visible to millions of people in North America on Monday, April 8, and experts warn that it’s vital everyone wears proper eye protection

But there are some conspiracy theorists on TikTok and X who are insisting the experts are lying and that it’s completely safe to just stare at the eclipse.

"Some of the theories that it’s fine to stare at the eclipse are rooted in nothing more than a belief that everyone should just ignore experts!"

Other users shared their own experiences, including people who say they regularly stare at the sun, an activity known as sungazing that’s popular among some fringe New Age communities.

“I’ve always looked at eclipses plus almost every day I will stare at the sun for about 5 minutes. I’m not blind yet. They lied about that,” another X user chimed in.

That kneejerk desire to be contradictory has always been around, of course, but it gained considerable steam on social media after a massive right-wing campaign to doubt anything health experts said in the wake of the covid-19 pandemic. 

But there are other rationales as well. Some theories hinge on the idea that it’s safe to look at the eclipse because... the Earth is actually flat......... Seriously!

“When the eclipse happens, ditch the glasses. They are a lie,” one account on X claimed

“Look at it with your eyes, and the flat earth truth will be revealed. The glasses are not to protect your eyes… they are to protect their LIES!”

Trump looking at the last eclipse... (so he could set a good example) when he was President!

Saturday Morning Confusion: Drumpf!

 It's stuff like this that makes me wonder just HOW STUPID the average American can be!

Every person who worked for Donald Trump during his term as President,,, has publicly stated that this man should NEVER be allowed to hold public office again!

Never!

No Way!

And yet... about a third of Americans still think the guy is GREAT!


(Go figure!)

Monday 1 April 2024

TRUMPED




 

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!!!!

Oh, the vagaries of high finance, folks! 

Donald Trump has suffered a $2bn blow to his wealth after shares in his company Truth Social plunged by almost a quarter.

Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) - the parent company of Mr Trump’s social media platform - saw its stock tumble after revealing it lost $58m (£46m) last year on revenues of just $4.1m. That compares to a market value of $6.3bn.

The company also warned of a “substantial doubt that TMTG will have sufficient funds to meet its liabilities as they fall due.”

The financial disclosures sparked a sell-off that saw shares in TMTG drop around 24pc.

It comes only a week after the company began trading on the Nasdaq following a merger with a listed cash shell. 

Shares soared by more than 50pc after the deal was completed and TMTG began trading under the ticker DJT.