ALLAN'S CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

  A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.  The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.”  “I see...

 

I don't know what's happening... but we're getting a LOT of snow this week!

Pierre Poilievre finally breaks down and visits a remote northern rez. With news crews following him as he tours the place, he asks the chie...

 

A schoolteacher was arrested today at JFK International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protract...

  When you get to my age... 

 

One of the l ast coal-powered sheep!   Most sheep are all electric now! (And apparently androids dream about  them!!!) *** MEANWHILE:

 

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the ...

Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in a stable relationship. My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left W...

Over the years, I have had friends and relatives... men and women... boys and girls... put all sorts of pictures of WHAT THEY WERE EATING......

 

  There is talk that the... "Five Eyes" (U. S. Canada, England, Australia and New Zealand) want to kick the United States out of t...

 

  There was a farmer, who had three daughters. He was really protective of them, and when he finds out when their bf's are coming to tak...

  All of these are interesting... but the last one is rather suspect since the Russians claim it is a bunch of petrified "space turds...

Allan:  Can you answer Alvian Eleven (alt)'s question:  Q:  "What will happen during the current retrograde of Pluto and Uranus?...