I'M SORRY DAVE... I CAN'T DO THAT!

After I wrote my latest and greatest last book: "Being Human," I started to wonder what all this Artificial Intelligence stuff would have to say about my work... so I decided to ask it!

It (HAL-9000) re-wrote the entire book... and it was amazingly close to everything that I had talked about in My version of events!

I'll make a copy available once I do the final editing on HAL's version of my book! It's called "The Road to Being Human!" (As told by Artificial Intelligence!)

Then... in a playful mood... I asked the A.I. (...which I will call HAL from now on!)   "Is Lois Griffin sexy?"

A.I. said: Attractiveness is subjective and varies from person to person based on their preferences and opinions. Lois Griffin, a fictional character from the animated series Family Guy, is portrayed with certain characteristics that might appeal to some viewers due to her confident personality, sense of humor, and stylized appearance. Since she's a cartoon character, any discussions about her attractiveness are more about personal taste and less about real-world standards.

You said:

I will rephrase the question.. is Lois Griffin sometimes portrayed as "sexy"

A.I. said: Yes, Lois Griffin is sometimes portrayed as "sexy" in Family Guy. The show occasionally highlights her as an attractive character, often through humorous or exaggerated scenarios. For instance, episodes might show her being the object of affection for other characters, dressing provocatively, or engaging in flirtatious behavior.

This portrayal is often done for comedic effect, aligning with the show's satirical and over-the-top style. Keep in mind that such depictions are part of the show's humor and not necessarily meant to be taken seriously.

You said:

Oh right... thank you! (That is sarcasm, HAL... You don't mind if I call you HAL-9000 do you?

A.I. (HAL) said: Ah, I see what you did there—nice 2001: A Space Odyssey reference! I don’t mind at all if you call me HAL-9000. Just know I’ll be much friendlier and won’t lock you out of the airlock.😄← (The computer put this 'Smiley' in folks... not me!!!!!)

You said:

Thanks!

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HAL said: You're welcome! 😊 Let me know if you need anything else, HAL-9000 is here to assist! 🚀← And here!

This is not a movie!

 This iconic photograph is still considered one of the most terrifying space photographs to date. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II became the first human being to do a spacewalk without a safety tether linked to a spacecraft. In 1984, he floated completely untethered in space, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive.

Another Mysterious Monolith Appears In Romania

 Well folks, we just might have evidence of ALIENS after-all!

The original monolith appeared before a tribe of apes a few million years ago on the plains of Africa. 

Some of the apes touched it and... it somehow made them smarter... smart enough to invent a club as a weapon... and start them on the long slow climb to technology.

Then in the modern year of 2001 scientists discovered a source of energy from a location on the moon... so they went and dug down into the Lunar soil to find out what it was.. and discovered another buried monolith.

When the astronauts touched this one it sent a powerful signal out to the edge of our solar system! Scientists discovered the signal was sent to Jupiter and we naturally had to build a spaceship to go out and see what was out there.

After they got there (and managed to kill their insane ship-board mainframe computer during the voyage) they found... ANOTHER MONOLITH!

This monolith sent the last remaining astronaut to a mysterious place where there was:
ANOTHER MONOLITH:

This is where the astronaut dies in that bed and is re-born as: A CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE!

NOW, YOU MIGHT THINK THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY...

But it's not!

A couple of weeks ago (Here in 2020) hikers discovered a giant monolith out in the desert of Utah!

THEN:

Two days ago it disappeared... only to re-appear on a hillside in Romania!!!!!!

Something tells me this story isn't over yet!

The way I see it anyway!