Saturday Morning Confusion About UFOs!

 There is something wrong with all these UFO sightings folks!

We have optical devices that can do this:

 

 If the military has the best optical devices around why do they always look like this:

   

 Maybe we need this:

 

Saturday Morning Confusion: U.F.O's

 A new report from U.S. intelligence officials claims that there's no evidence that the unidentified flying objects (UFOs) sighted in recent years — even objects that seemed to perform aerodynamic feats beyond the capabilities of human aircraft — are extraterrestrial in origin. 

But the objects aren't American-made technologies, either, officials said in the report. In that case, what are these UFOs? It's hard to say with certainty, as many of the likeliest explanations — weather balloons or other airborne experiments, for instance — are contradicted by the unusual speed or maneuverability of the objects, according to the report.

These and other assessments of unexplained sightings were included in a long-awaited Pentagon document on UFOs that has not yet been released, The New York Times reported on Thursday, citing "senior administration officials" who were briefed on the report's findings.

Meanwhile, keep your head down and your eyes sharp!

The way I see it anyway!