Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 There was a farmer, who had three daughters. He was really protective of them, and when he finds out when their bf's are coming to take them out, he looked them in their rooms and waited at the door with a shotgun.

The first boyfriend arrives, the farmer answers the door, and the man says “I'm Jo, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?”

Seeing nothing wrong with him, he let's the first daughter go. The next boyfriend comes to pick up the second daughter. The farmer answers the door and fella says “I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, We are getting some spaghetti, is she ready?”

The farmer begins to lighten up, and let's his second daughter go. At this point he's confident that these men are good for his daughters. The third boyfriend arrives. The farmer answers the door, and the third boyfriend says :

“Hi, I'm Chuck.”

The farmer shot him immediately!

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P.S. Here's an actual picture of Saturn... taken today with the James Webb Space Telescope!

Sunday Morning Funnies! Why the moon landings were real!

 

All of these are interesting... but the last one is rather suspect since the Russians claim it is a bunch of petrified "space turds" from the astronaut dog "Laika" ...when they sent it to the moon!

Sunday Morning Funnies!

Allan: 

Can you answer Alvian Eleven (alt)'s question: 

Q: "What will happen during the current retrograde of Pluto and Uranus?"

A: Absolutely nothing… you can’t have Pluto retrograded in Uranus because he’s only a fictional cartoon character!

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

I forgot to put this up last week... so I might as well do it now!!!!!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

Back when I was a kid everybody thought that in a thousand years, all humans would have a head that is much bigger than it is now... because of all the extra thinking we will have to do!!!!

BUT: The way things are going now... it won't be our BRAINS that are bigger!

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Sunday Morning Funnies: Bizzaro!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies: Political Humor!

 MEANWHILE... EXACTLY FORTY (40) YEARS AGO:

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 (Not very funny... but this is how the internet works kids!)

Sunday Funnies!

 I wish they had called that Oscar-nominated movie (video?) "Poor Thing" ...by some other name at the awards this evening!

Every time (dozens) someone said "poor thing," I thought they were describing a movie that was in the running for an Oscar!

By the time they handed out two or three of them, I was totally confused about what was going on... and I just went to play on my computer!

(That's not really me!)

Sunday Morning Farts!

 

(That's over 10 K.M.H. folks!)

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 Sorry... this is the best I could come up on short notice! 

It's either "great..." or "meh..." depending on your particular humour, 

time of day, 

disposition, 

circumstances, 

environmental effects, 

Karma, 

happenstance,  

and... 

Oh ya... 

a sense of humour!!!!!

I was just sitting out in my shed, door open, looking out.

Here is this old man, who I don’t think I’ve seen before, trudging along.

A few feet behind, unleashed, but dutifully following was his dog.

What was the dog carrying in his mouth?

The poop scoop bag.

What a sight…

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 After watching all my usual Sunday morning political shows... the "Mrs. Herself" and I then got into our usual discussions about the state of the world... and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is when I had the epiphany to totally forget about all the complicated shit going on around us..... and just change my name to SCHULTZ!

 

 P.S.

Sunday Morning Funnies!