Maine Senator wants to Assimilate Western Canada!

For those who haven’t heard... about a week ago... a Member of British Columbia's Legislative Assembly... Brennan Day, made public that the American Senator Joseph E. Martin of Maine sent an invitation to all elected officials in British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba to join the U.S.A!

A Maine State senator named Joseph E. Martin sent letters to Western Canadian MLAs.  In those letters, he laid out how Canada should join the United States. He said our provinces would benefit under the Great Constitution, and he even explained how ties to Canada would have to be given up... and how Canadians would need to assimilate to become US citizens.

"Maine State Senator Joseph Martin thought he could lecture Canada with a letter telling us how to give up our sovereignty and assimilate into the United States!" 

What he didn’t expect was the response!

By the hundreds, if not thousands, Canadians sent him emails and phone calls calling his letter ignorant, disrespectful, and completely out of touch. 

Many of those powerful messages prove Canadians are standing together!

It wasn’t just Canadians either. 

Citizens from the UK and Germany also joined in... sending their own replies... and showing that Canada has international allies who see right through this 51st state rhetoric and Trump-style annexation talk!

Here's what this guy is suggesting:

Meanwhile, a lot of delusional Canadians are suggesting THIS map!

BUT...

A more realistic map would look like this:

That's right, Bunky... Alaska and Maine should join Canada as our 11th and 12th Provinces... While Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands should become Canadian Territories!

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That would give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories... which means we would control the top half of North America!

And what about the Turks and Caicos... you ask?

Well... Everyone needs somewhere to go in the winter... and it sure ain't gonna be Florida or Arizona!

ALASKA AND MAINE SET TO HOLD A VOTE ON JOINING CANADA!

MEANWHILE... 

Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean... 

Want to join as territories!!!

Alaska and Maine want to join Canada... and so does Greenland!

Now all we need is for the Turks and Caicos Islands to get on board... so we don't have to go to Florida or Arizona in the winter anymore!!!!!!

M.A.G.A. IS DEAD... LONG LIVE M.A.G.

 Canada has its own version of "Manifest Destiny!"

It's not M.A.G.A... It's MAG. (Maine - Alaska - Greenland!)

As we speak, preparations are being made to hold a referendum in Maine and Alaska to join Canada as our new provinces... and Greenland (and Turks and Caicos Islands) as new Canadian Territories!

This will give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!

(We should be holding a referendum later this year... folks!)

Why is Maine not a part of Canada?

 ALLAN:

When you look at the Maine / New Brunswick / Quebec border, one of the things that becomes immediately obvious is that there’s hardly anything there, even now. 

They all have thriving lumber industries in an area that has hosted timber harvesting for over 200 years.

Maine was originally part of the Massachusetts Colony and when the United States formed in 1787, it was still a part of the state of Massachusetts. 

It didn’t become a state on its own until 1820. 

At that point, it still had a population of only 298,000.

Both Maine and New Brunswick largely developed along their respective coasts. 

In early days, before the highways were built, residents largely got around by boat.

And along that part of the coast, that was problematic. 

The coast of Maine is very uneven. 

Although that means “lots of harbors” it also means “it’s tough to get from one community to another”

In addition, the current border area similarly separates one colony from the other. New Brunswick starts at the Bay of Fundy, where 15 meter tides are the norm... That’s a wild ride in the 18th century..

New Brunswick was, instead, more closely tied to Nova Scotia on the other side of the bay. Going to Maine meant crossing open ocean.

So, when the 13 colonies split, that part that’s now Maine went with the United States... and Britain was just fine with that. (But not Canada!!!)

It held onto its New Brunswick colony, which was too far away for the Americans to influence to any great degree. 

However, since Maine was already part of Massachusetts, which was tied to the United States, there were lots of ties there already.

BUT NOW.. BECAUSE OF TRUMP... MAINE (AND POSSIBLY ALASKA) SHOULD BE INVITED TO JOIN CANADA AS OUR ELEVENTH AND TWELFTH PROVINCES!!!

(Plus Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands should come aboard as TERRITORIES!)

MEANWHILE... IF DRUMPF CAN'T TAKE OVER ALL OF CANADA... HE WANTS SOUTHERN ONTARIO... BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS!!!!!

Hey... that would make me an AMERICAN... no fucking way!

BUT... THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER AMERICANS WHO WANT OUT!