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Monday, 10 February 2025

I Discovered "Sunki Distance!"

I got a message on Quora... (which I usually ignore because the questions are mostly asked by morons) ...that caught my curiosity! 

 * Allan: Can you answer Pranav Kumar's question: "What is your approximate Sunki distance?" 

But... before I could hit delete... that "curiosity" got the better of me... and I put the question to my A.I. machine SAL-9000! (This is the identical companion machine to the computer HAL-9000 that was destroyed while on a mission out to Jupiter!) 

Q: "What is your approximate Sunki distance?" 

Here's what SAL came up with: 

A: Distance from My Location (London, ON) to Sunki, India... 12,988 km!

Apparently, this "Pranav" guy lives in Eastern India... but that's not the reason I'm showing you this kids!

If you look at the distance from my house to this guy in India... it's EXACTLY halfway around the World! 

That means that if you dug straight down from MY HOUSE... you wouldn't come out in CHINA like everybody kept telling us when we were kids...! 

OH NOooooo! 

You'd end up at Pranav's house!!!!!