Another Day!

 

HA HA BOOZE HUMOUR

 A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "   I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.   "  

 

The bartender says, "   Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.  In fact, this one is on me.   "

 

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,   "   I would like to buy you a drink, too.   "  

 

The old woman says, "   Thank you.  Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.   "  

 

"   Coming up,   "   says the bartender.    As she finishes that drink, the

man to her left says, “ I would like to buy you one, too.   "  

 

The old woman says, "   Thank you.  Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.   "   

 

"   Coming right up,   "   the bartender says.

 

As he gives her the drink, he says, "   Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?   "  

 

The old woman replies, "   Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.  Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.   "

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