Saturday Morning Confusion: W A R !

 I don't know what all the fuss is about, folks... the wars in Ukraine and Gaza can be solved in one day with two phone calls!

The first would be to Putin... who would be told to get out of ALL of Ukraine TODAY... or tomorrow Zelensky would be given ALL the weapons he needs to win... and as many of them as necessary!

The next would be to - "Bi Bi" - telling him to get out of Gaza TODAY... or tomorrow, Israel gets no more support (militarily or diplomatically) from anyone!

VOILA! Ya got a happy Zelenski:

And a bunch of confused Arabs wondering what the hell just happened!!!

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How to settle the Israeli Problem!

 First of all, we can forget about any solution to the West Bank settlement problem since it ain't gonna happen folks! 

Israel will eventually occupy the entire West Bank and no one is going to stop it!

Oh, it might take a few more decades... or fifty years... or a hundred years... but you can rest assured that it will eventually happen!

This puts us in a precarious position as far as the Palestinians are concerned... but there is a solution that is staring everyone right in the face kids.

Currently the Palestinians are scattered across the length and breadth of Lebanon, Israel and Jordan... so give them all dual citizenship to all three countries and put their administrative headquarters in the Gaza strip! (Plus it would spread them out and dilute their presence in any one area... while still having a say in local affairs!)

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Now why didn't you come and ask me this sooner?

The way I see it anyway!