Australia or Canada, which country is better?

 Allan:

In Canada, one must know how to stand on skates. In Australia, one must know how to stand on your head.

Canada has polar bears. Australia has drop bears.

Australia has vast areas where the temperatures are brutal. Canada has vast areas where the temperatures are brutal.

In Australia, they joke about American beer. In Canada, they joke about American beer.

In Canada, the ladies are super cool. In Australia, the ladies are super hot.

In Canada, wildlife may take over your pool.

In Australia, wildlife may take over your pool.

Which country is better? I dunno, my feelings run hot and cold.

Harold Zwanepol

Down Under!

 It seems that things are getting really rank in California for a lot of celebrities..., what with earthquakes and fires and high taxes and general bureaucratic foul-ups (it took Bill Maher 1137 days to get his home solar system approved by the local government) so a lot of them are bailing to more congenial surroundings!

A lot of them were coming to..., or coming back to Canada, but now the destination of choice seems to be Texas or Australia!

Texas I can see because the taxes are so much lower there..., but Australia is on the other side of the world..., and that might be just the reason they're all going there!

The way I see it anyway!

(P.S. Australia is no longer a British penal colony!)