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Sunday 19 March 2023

Sunday Morning funnies: Mujibar trying to get a job in India!

 Mujibar was trying to get a job in India!


The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, 
You have passed all the tests, except one.
 
It is a simple test of your English language skills 
Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” 

Mujibar said, “I am ready.” 

The manager said,
 
“You must make a sentence using the words 
Yellow,
 Pink, and Green .” 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 
“Mister manager, I am ready.” 

The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green
And I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.” 

Mujibar now works at a call center. 

No doubt you have spoken to him. 
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I know I have!