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Monday, 10 February 2025

TRUMP INVADES GREENLAND!

Well, folks... Drumpf hasn't taken over Canada yet... but apparently, there is an invasion of Greenland in the works! 


Saturday, 8 February 2025

Saturday Afternoon Confusion!

John Cleese talks about Trump and FOX NEWS!  

Bill talks about Canada!

P.S. Tell your friends!!!!!!

(Canada begins construction of Border "Wall!")



Tuesday, 4 February 2025

Poetic Justice!

Canada clearly needs better customers than the U.S. of A! 

A lot of countries would be very happy to sign a long-term contract for our potash. (fertilizer) 

Russia and Ukraine are the other major fertilizer exporters, and they're rather distracted at the moment. 

We could snag some great deals while they're not looking! 

Meanwhile... US farmers can plow their fields with Trump's bullshit!!!

Sunday, 2 February 2025

Here's your new Canadian shopping list!

 SHOP CANADIAN!

Sunday Morning Not So Funnies! (Trade War!)

 Short and simple, folks... we're putting a 25% tariff on U.S. booze... and a whole bunch of other stuff... and if Drumpf attempts to raise the stakes again by getting more crazy... we will put a 25% export tariff on all the gas and electricity we send down south!

(OR STOP SENDING THEM GAS AND ELECTRICITY AT ALL...!)

This means the Eastern Seaboard of the United States will be sitting in the DARK... and everyone out West will be FREEZING!



This whole "trade war" thing is akin to a previous American administration's claims of "weapons of mass destruction" ...as a pretext to launch an invasion of Iraq!

This makes about as much sense!

Put THAT in your Pipe...! 

Asshole...!

Tuesday, 28 January 2025

DRUMPF RUNS WILD!


Well, kids... some of the MAGA nut-jobs have decided to give Drumpf the Ultimate Birthday Present!
A PLACE ON MT. RUSHMORE!


 BY THE WAY... THIS IS WHAT DRUMPF IS GOING TO DO WITH HIS TARIFFS!
According to our local paper... The London Free Press!)


On a side note here: Trump has been The President for exactly one week now... and the chaos... confusion... and bullshit... is just getting warmed up!

I hope you assholes that voted for him are happy... because the poorer you are... the more you're going to get fucked! (Look what he did today... he cancelled school lunch programs and a bunch of other stuff that hits low income families the worst!!!)

Monday, 27 January 2025

Up Your Tariff!

I started my own "Artificial Intelligence" computer to help me write an A.I. version of my book... "Being Human" ...and it went quite well! (Coming Soon!)

The computer is named SAL-9000 ...and it is the sister machine to the famous "HAL-9000" from the book and movie... 2001, A Space Odyssey!

Anyway... After finishing the book... I decided to ask SAL what we could do about Drumpf and his stupid TARIFFS!!!!!!

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Sal if Trump imposes a 25% tariff on trade items... what would be the most effective counter tariffs for Canada to apply!

SAL said:
If Donald Trump or any U.S. administration were to impose a 25% tariff on Canadian trade items, Canada's most effective counter-tariffs would depend on strategic targeting. 

The goal of counter-tariffs would be to maximize political and economic leverage while minimizing harm to Canadian consumers and businesses. 

Here are some options:

1. Target Key U.S. Industries

  • Agriculture: Imposing tariffs on products like U.S.-grown corn, soybeans, beef, and pork. These sectors are politically sensitive and concentrated in states that are key to U.S. electoral outcomes.
  • Dairy Products: The U.S. dairy industry is a significant exporter to Canada. Tariffs on cheese, yogurt, and other dairy products would create pressure in farming communities.
  • Processed Foods: Tariffs on items such as ketchup (produced by Heinz in Pennsylvania) and orange juice (from Florida) would hit industries that are both economically and politically significant!

2. Focus on Strategic Regions

  • Target exports from politically influential swing states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Florida, as tariffs on products from these regions could create domestic U.S. pressure!

  • FOR EXAMPLE:
    • Wisconsin dairy
    • Michigan automotive parts.
    • Pennsylvania steel or aluminum products.

3. Steel and Aluminum Tariffs

  • Retaliatory tariffs on U.S. steel and aluminum exports would hit industries that are already sensitive to global competition. This mirrors U.S. strategies in past trade disputes.

4. Energy Products

  • Imposing tariffs on U.S. oil, natural gas, or coal exports to Canada could be highly impactful, given the energy trade between the two nations.

5. Luxury and Consumer Goods

  • Items like U.S.-made alcohol (bourbon from Kentucky), high-end electronics, and clothing could be tariffed to both generate revenue and apply pressure to consumer-focused industries.

6. Leverage Canadian Strengths

  • Rare Earths and Minerals: Canada could impose restrictions or tariffs on critical minerals or other resources essential for U.S. technology and defense industries.
  • Technology Products: Canada could consider tariffs or export controls on software or tech products tied to U.S. companies.

Considerations for Implementation:

  • Minimizing Domestic Impact: Focus on goods with viable Canadian alternatives or where substitutes can be imported from other countries.
  • WTO Compliance: Ensure any tariffs are framed as a response to safeguard Canadian industries under World Trade Organization (WTO) rules.
  • Public Messaging: Emphasize the proportionality and necessity of the response to garner both domestic and international support.

These targeted measures could help Canada respond effectively while maintaining leverage in negotiations. 

SAL



Hell no... we won't go!

 Allan:

If Trump’s brainfart to annex Canada becomes a real thing then non-MAGA American states such as California should fight to become provinces of Canada where books are read and not burnt, women decide what to do with their bodies, healthcare is universal, medicine is cheap and no one falls out of the social security net as is the case in ‘dog eat dog’ America.

George from California!

Tuesday, 21 January 2025

The Devils Advocate!

 Remember that movie from years ago called... "The Devil's Advocate!"


We had the Perspective Research Department doing some background checks on some of the movie's characters... and came up with a startling revelation!

When they were casting for the movie, there was a chance that Al Pacino wouldn't be available to play "The Devil" ...so they got a back-up!


Eh...! What the Hell?

Monday, 20 January 2025

DRUMPF!

 I was watching the Presidential Inauguration on TV today... and just when they got to the point of swearing Donald J. Trump in as the new 'President of the United States...' I had to go and have a big shit!

The irony did not escape me!


Wednesday, 8 January 2025

More Letters!

 We got this question in the mail today:

Is Donald Trump overplaying his hand, with Canada? Canada is the US' largest trading partner, and has a population of 40 million people... Is it really wise for Trump to be playing confrontational power games with Canada... that will hurt us both?

To which Barbara Hunter replied: 

No but he is not known as the brightest light bulb in the chandelier. Ontario’s premiere, Doug Ford, has already promised if Trump goes ahead with the tariffs he will order all electricity to over millions of Americans turned off immediately. (Ever heard of Niagara Falls? The power plants are on OUR side; not to mention all the power generation coming from the province of Quebec, our next door provincial neighbour.)

I am not a fan of our premier... but on this issue... I applaud him. Stay tuned. Canadians are so fed up with Trump`s bullshit about annexing Canada, calling us the 51st state, and disrespecting our Prime Minister by calling him “Governor” and not “Mr. Prime Minister”…. we have had enough!

I can’t wait when Prime Minister Trudeau calls for tariffs on our softwood lumber exports to the States (that`s what most of your homes are built with - Canadian softwood lumber); oil for manufacturing plants to operate and oh yeah, gasoline to run your cars. 

Trump has invited the biggest shit show to happen since we burned down your White House in 1814 when the American powers that be thought they could easily take over Canada. 

What an eye-opener that was! 

I think Trump forgets that we are a NATO country and a member of the Commonwealth of Nations; both groups of countries who would jump right in there to support us.

It is very, very sad.  


Barbara Hunter.


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Well, remember this, Barbara...


Politicians tried to have Drumpf declared NUTS the last time around! (25th Amendment!)


This time, they might have a better case!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, 7 January 2025

You Americans are CRAZY!

 Do I have to remind you that the last time you elected that asshole Drumpf.. there were people in the Government who were seriously looking for ways to implement that clause in the U.S. Constitution for removing a President who is CRAZY!

Well, here it is, the beginning of January... (and Donald isn't even the President yet) but, so far, he's threatened to invade Greenland and Panama... AND... annex Canada! 

PLUS: He wants to get out of NATO and any climate deals the U.S. has made... he wants to let the Ukrainians sink... he might want war with Iran... and he wants to retreat from world trade!

Get ready for the shit to hit the fan folks!

Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Let me set you straight!

I came into the living room... just as my wife was watching the "daily TV mass," so... for want of something better to do... I sat down and listened to the homily!

After a couple of minutes 'The Mrs. Herself' had to go check on something on the stove... and seeing a good opportunity... I switched the TV to the news channel! 

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Lo and behold... there was Trump... and he acted EXACTLY like the priest that had been doing his Catholic Mass thing!

Now I don't mean that what they SAID... was similar... what I mean is that "the way they said it" was exactly the same!

Makes ya kind of wonder...eh?

(For best results... listen with the sound OFF!)

Thursday, 14 November 2024

To be... or not to be...Drumpf!

Trump's term in office needs to be fixed right away! 

Things are getting so bad that they had to send a Federation Starship back to 2024 to try and straighten history out!


Monday, 11 November 2024

Was Donald Drumpf a good president?

Here’s the biggest myth that Republican candidate Donald Trump is trying to sell to Americans and to the world: that he was a good president.

Trump’s continuously repeated falsehoods about his record as president have convinced many people who find him to be a horrible person, but nevertheless support him because of what Trump says about his term in office.

“Yes, I know, he’s 78, he’s not as sharp as he used to be, he lies all the time, he has cheated on his wives, he makes racist comments, he is a convicted felon, and he tried to carry out a coup after he lost the last elections. But he was a good president,” a Republican friend told me recently.

Let me share with you some facts to help fight political amnesia. In fact, Trump was one of the worst presidents in recent history. Here are the facts:

On the economy, Trump left the biggest deficit in U.S. history.

Under Trump, the national debt grew much faster than during his successor Joe Biden. Like most populists, Trump cut taxes and spent as if there were no tomorrow, leaving a national debt that will have to be paid by our children and grandchildren for decades.

The national debt rose by almost $7.8 trillion to $28 trillion during Trump’s four years in office, according to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The debt has kept growing since, but at a significantly slower pace.

As for the country’s economic growth, the U.S. economy under Trump grew by an overall 6.8%. By comparison, it grew by 8.4% in the Biden years.

On the jobs’ front, Trump left office with 3 million fewer jobs than there were when he entered the White House. Granted, that was largely because of the pandemic, but Biden has added nearly 16 million jobs since then.

Granted, inflation was lower under Trump than under Biden. The pandemic disrupted supply chains from China and made consumer prices soar in America in 2021 and 2022. But inflation has since fallen to 2.4%, close to its pre-pandemic levels.

On democracy, Trump undermined democratic institutions and the rule of law like no other American president in recent memory. He is the first U.S. president I can remember who tried to stage a coup d’etat to stay in power.

Trump falsely claims to this day that he won the 2020 election, even after more than 60 courts and the conservative-majority Supreme Court found his objections to be unsubstantiated.

Then, he tacitly tried to incite rebellion on Jan. 6, 2021, when he waited for hours before trying to stop a pro-Trump mob from invading the U.S. Capitol in hopes of overturning the election result. He continues to praise the violent rioters who injured more than 100 police officers, calling them “patriots” and government “hostages.”

On foreign policy, Trump weakened America’s standing in the world by picking fights with the closest U.S. allies while at the same time embracing dictators such as Russia’s Vladimir Putin and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.

Trump withdrew from the Paris Climate Accord and threatened to abandon the U.S.-European NATO military alliance. Trump’s threats to leave NATO significantly damaged the group’s unity and probably encouraged Putin to plan his 2022 invasion of Ukraine.

Trump deserves credit for the Abraham Accords to help establish diplomatic ties between Israel and some Arab countries. But if you look at the world in terms of superpower-led blocs, Trump left power in 2020 with a weaker Western alliance and a stronger China and Russia.

On abortion, Trump appointed three conservative Supreme Court judges who played a crucial role in overturning Roe v. Wade, a ruling that had made abortions legal in the country for nearly 50 years. As a result, some states banned abortions, and some women reportedly died because they could not get proper medical care to end their pregnancies.

On crime, hate crimes increased by 28% during Trump’s term and hate-motivated murders, mainly committed by white supremacists, reached their highest number in 28 years, according to FBI statistics.

Trump has exacerbated racial hatred in the country since he started his 2016 campaign falsely declaring that most Mexican undocumented immigrants are “rapists” and are “bringing crime” to America. In 2017, he said that there were “very fine people” among white supremacists and the anti-racism demonstrators who were protesting against them in Charlottesville, Virginia.

Trump’s racist statements have worsened since. He recently falsely claimed that Haitian immigrants are eating the pets of Americans in Springfield, Ohio. In an Oct. 7 radio interview, Trump said that unauthorized migrants who committed violent crimes have “bad genes,” a language reminiscent of Adolf Hitler’s efforts to dehumanize Jews.

Also, in 2020, the last year of the Trump presidency, there was the biggest one-year increase in the number of murders since the 1960s, according the Politifact fact checking website. In addition to the pandemic and the George Floyd riots, Democrats attribute the 30% rise in murders to the relaxation of gun control laws under Trump.

On immigration, Trump never completed the border fence nor got Mexico to pay for it, as he had promised in his 2016 campaign. Trump now claims to have built much of the current 654 miles of border wall, but most of it was already in place and repaired or upgraded during his years in office, according to Customs and Border Protection data.

On the COVID-19 Pandemic, Trump scorned face masks and at one point asked Americans to inject themselves with disinfectant to fight the virus. Scientists say many of the 400,000 Covid deaths during his presidency could have been averted if he had exhorted people to get vaccinated.

The list of Trump administration failures goes on and on. So if you are planning to vote for Trump because of something specific he has promised, and you are willing to believe a compulsive liar, go ahead. But please don’t tell me he was a good president: he was a disaster on virtually all fronts!

By Andres Oppenheimer



Saturday, 2 November 2024

Saturday Morning Confusion: How the U.S. election will affect Canada!

I posted a few days ago that U.S. politics is a GREAT source of entertainment for Canadians! 

Although I hope Harris will win... a Drumpf victory would be a lot more entertaining over the next few years!!!

But... the 'Mrs. Herself' reminded me that Donald will slap a 20% tariff on all the stuff we send from Canada... decimating our car industry... and all the other commerce currently protected by the... "Son of NAFTA!" (Whatever they call it now!)

On top of that... (Here comes the good part, boys and girls!) what if Drumpf starts mass deporting illegal aliens...!


Of course... We have a problem if all those illegals decide to make a run for the NORTHERN border kids...! (As well as all those Democrats that might want to "get out" if Drumpf is elected!)

BUT! Being pragmatic Canadians... we solved the problem!