Maine Senator wants to Assimilate Western Canada!

For those who haven’t heard... about a week ago... a Member of British Columbia's Legislative Assembly... Brennan Day, made public that the American Senator Joseph E. Martin of Maine sent an invitation to all elected officials in British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba to join the U.S.A!

A Maine State senator named Joseph E. Martin sent letters to Western Canadian MLAs.  In those letters, he laid out how Canada should join the United States. He said our provinces would benefit under the Great Constitution, and he even explained how ties to Canada would have to be given up... and how Canadians would need to assimilate to become US citizens.

"Maine State Senator Joseph Martin thought he could lecture Canada with a letter telling us how to give up our sovereignty and assimilate into the United States!" 

What he didn’t expect was the response!

By the hundreds, if not thousands, Canadians sent him emails and phone calls calling his letter ignorant, disrespectful, and completely out of touch. 

Many of those powerful messages prove Canadians are standing together!

It wasn’t just Canadians either. 

Citizens from the UK and Germany also joined in... sending their own replies... and showing that Canada has international allies who see right through this 51st state rhetoric and Trump-style annexation talk!

Here's what this guy is suggesting:

Meanwhile, a lot of delusional Canadians are suggesting THIS map!

BUT...

A more realistic map would look like this:

That's right, Bunky... Alaska and Maine should join Canada as our 11th and 12th Provinces... While Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands should become Canadian Territories!

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That would give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories... which means we would control the top half of North America!

And what about the Turks and Caicos... you ask?

Well... Everyone needs somewhere to go in the winter... and it sure ain't gonna be Florida or Arizona!

Forget Drumpf... We've got a Great Plan for North America!

When you look at a map of the world, it is usually out of proportion... because it's taken from a round globe onto a flat picture... and this distorts the true size of everything!

Here is a Global Map with the right proportions!

 

NOW... Here's North America in the proper perspective!

THEN: We are going to hold a referendum in Alaska and Maine to see if they want to join Canada...! (And throw in Pt. Roberts!)

Then we will approach Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands to become two of our territories... (That's a total of twelve Provinces and five Territories!)

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First of all... even though we have a lot more land than the States... most of it is too damned cold to do any good... so we're all jammed up in the bottom (southern) part... and second... we need the Turks and Caicos Islands for when winter gets to be... 'too much!'

ALASKA AND MAINE SET TO HOLD A VOTE ON JOINING CANADA!

MEANWHILE... 

Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean... 

Want to join as territories!!!

M.A.G.A. IS DEAD... LONG LIVE M.A.G.

 Canada has its own version of "Manifest Destiny!"

It's not M.A.G.A... It's MAG. (Maine - Alaska - Greenland!)

As we speak, preparations are being made to hold a referendum in Maine and Alaska to join Canada as our new provinces... and Greenland (and Turks and Caicos Islands) as new Canadian Territories!

This will give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!

(We should be holding a referendum later this year... folks!)

Coming Soon...! The Canadian Turks and Caicos! (Goodbye Florida!)

- OR - YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WINTERS HERE!

Downtown -  Midtown - Uptown

Toronto

Loser of the Week!

 A Canadian woman suffered severe injuries when she attempted to take a photo of a shark near a Turks and Caicos beach!

Wading in the shallows, she tried to engage with the shark so she could capture a picture, reports The Daily Mail!

Instead, the shark bit off both of her hands!

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Speaking of the Turks and Caicos... (with Florida now "Off Limits" to Canadians) don't-cha think it's time to start ruminating about making them a Canadian Territory again!!!!!!!!! (They even have good hospitals there... which might be of some comfort for the shark lady!)

Oh Canada!

 As we all know the United States is divided into several distinct regions:

Well, after careful consideration I think we should do the same with Canada. 

You might notice that Canada is now divided into five provinces and four territories. (Which includes the Turks and Caicos Islands so that we have somewhere to go in the winter other than to the States!)

The way I see it anyway!