M.A.G.A. IS DEAD... LONG LIVE M.A.G.

 Canada has its own version of "Manifest Destiny!"

It's not M.A.G.A... It's MAG. (Maine - Alaska - Greenland!)

As we speak, preparations are being made to hold a referendum in Maine and Alaska to join Canada as our new provinces... and Greenland (and Turks and Caicos Islands) as new Canadian Territories!

This will give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!

(We should be holding a referendum later this year... folks!)

Coming Soon...! The Canadian Turks and Caicos! (Goodbye Florida!)

- OR - YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WINTERS HERE!

Downtown -  Midtown - Uptown

Toronto

Loser of the Week!

 A Canadian woman suffered severe injuries when she attempted to take a photo of a shark near a Turks and Caicos beach!

Wading in the shallows, she tried to engage with the shark so she could capture a picture, reports The Daily Mail!

Instead, the shark bit off both of her hands!

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Speaking of the Turks and Caicos... (with Florida now "Off Limits" to Canadians) don't-cha think it's time to start ruminating about making them a Canadian Territory again!!!!!!!!! (They even have good hospitals there... which might be of some comfort for the shark lady!)

Oh Canada!

 As we all know the United States is divided into several distinct regions:

Well, after careful consideration I think we should do the same with Canada. 

You might notice that Canada is now divided into five provinces and four territories. (Which includes the Turks and Caicos Islands so that we have somewhere to go in the winter other than to the States!)

The way I see it anyway!