Let me set you straight!

I came into the living room... just as my wife was watching the "daily TV mass," so... for want of something better to do... I sat down and listened to the homily!

After a couple of minutes 'The Mrs. Herself' had to go check on something on the stove... and seeing a good opportunity... I switched the TV to the news channel! 

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Lo and behold... there was Trump... and he acted EXACTLY like the priest that had been doing his Catholic Mass thing!

Now I don't mean that what they SAID... was similar... what I mean is that "the way they said it" was exactly the same!

Makes ya kind of wonder...eh?

(For best results... listen with the sound OFF!)

Why I don't go to church!

 

Saturday Morning Confusion: Birthplace of Humanity discovered!

Modern humans appeared somewhere in Africa about a quarter-million years ago (250,000) but the human with ancestors still living today is who we call the  “Mitochondrial Eve.” 

This is the nickname given to the most recent common ancestor of every single human alive today. 

In other words, we’re all related to Mitochondrial Eve through our mothers and their mothers, and their mothers’ mothers, etc. – all of whom can be traced back to Eve. 

It’s thought that "Eve" probably lived 171,285 years ago in Ethiopia! (As a matter of fact, according to DNA evidence, this woman lived in what is now Addis Ababa on the current site of the Lalibela rock Church!) 

We don't have a postal code for this location since postal codes hadn't been invented yet!

Almost ALL Covid transmission happens in 5 places!

 CNN's chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta, MD, says not everything has to shut down because the majority of COVID transmission happens in just five places.

1. Restaurants

2. Bars

3. Cafes

4. Church

5. Hotels

Now as far as hotels are concerned... these are the spots to be wary of:

1. Breakfast Buffets

2. Elevator buttons

3. Door Handles

4. Fitness centers, spas and pools

5. Air conditioner buttons

5. Phones

6. Vending machines

Unfortunately, not everyone has the same hygiene habits so these are the minimum precautions everyone should take!

The way I see it anyway!