SHUT DOWN FOX TV NEWS! (Let the FCC pull their license!)
That's all folks!
No reasons other than those you already know are needed.
No sins that were great or small were left by the wayside.
No characterizations or depictions of adversaries were overlooked.
No portrayal of nefarious deeds by the opposition was left unsaid.
No narrative of blasphemous attributes went unspoken.
No confessions of scandalous proportions were neglected nor went unnoticed!
Not one single dastardly deed performed in the interests of advancing the Alt-Right agenda was left unattributed to the Democrats!
Nope!
Everything those S.O.Bs. did was turned around and blamed on the "Radical Socialist Left," and then reported as such with a mock sense of incredulity and outrage!
AND THOSE POOR BASTARDS IN THE CULT OF TRUMP BELIEVED EVERY LAST WORD!
The way I see it anyway!