ALASKA AND MAINE SET TO HOLD A VOTE ON JOINING CANADA!

MEANWHILE... 

Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean... 

Want to join as territories!!!

Alaska and Maine want to join Canada... and so does Greenland!

Now all we need is for the Turks and Caicos Islands to get on board... so we don't have to go to Florida or Arizona in the winter anymore!!!!!!

M.A.G.A. IS DEAD... LONG LIVE M.A.G.

 Canada has its own version of "Manifest Destiny!"

It's not M.A.G.A... It's MAG. (Maine - Alaska - Greenland!)

As we speak, preparations are being made to hold a referendum in Maine and Alaska to join Canada as our new provinces... and Greenland (and Turks and Caicos Islands) as new Canadian Territories!

This will give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!

(We should be holding a referendum later this year... folks!)

FOR ITS OWN SAFETY... GREENLAND SHOULD JOIN CANADA - A.S.A.P.

P.S. We should also invite Alaska and Maine to become Provinces... and Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands as new Territories!!!! 

(That would give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!)

Remember folks... Canada is "slightly above" the United States

TRUMP INVADES GREENLAND!

Well, folks... Drumpf hasn't taken over Canada yet... but apparently, there is an invasion of Greenland in the works! 

GREAT NEWS FOR CANADA!

 Since we first talked about this last week... it seems as if there is a growing consensus among the citizens of Greenland that becoming a "Territory" of Canada has certain advantages!

First and foremost... the adjacent Canadian Territory of Nunavut is also populated almost entirely with Native Inuit... so we should help to unite them again...!

Second... all the Canadian systems and infrastructure for The Yukon... Northwest Territories... and Nunavut... could easily be expanded by 1/4  to include Greenland! 

AND BESIDES....

Alaska is thinking of jumping in too... as a Province!

P.S. Come to think of it... MAINE should be joining us too!