If I could have any power in the world... and I mean ANY power... I would choose something not too laughable... but rather functional at the same time!
Forget all those superpowers like in the Marvel comic books kids; your humble writer would like to have the power to... 'fine' every asshole who sends me a piece of junk mail to the tune of $100.00 (a hundred bucks) every time some spam gets dumped in my computer!
THAT WOULD SLOW THEM DOWN SOME!!!!
