SUNDAY MORNING FUNNIES: PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!

Well, kids, you might not know it but the Presidential Debate between Drumpf and Biden took place this weekend so that they could tape it and then make any adjustments they felt would be necessary! Fortunately, the Perspective Research Department managed to get a rough copy of the debate and we now present it here........!

Run for the border after debate!

 The first U.S. presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden on Tuesday was many things. A demonstration of the value of muting microphones. An exercise in how many people could talk over each other at once. A “shit show,” according to CNN. 

And, as several people pointed out on Twitter, it made a pretty good case for, well, not being in the U.S.

Tuesday’s debate had a lot of Americans wanting  to make way for the northern border, or at the very least tweeting about it.

Google search results for “move to Canada” spiked in the hours following the debate, as many Americans contemplated abandoning their country for the true north strong and free.

But many Canadians and Americans alike were quick to point out that Canada might not want anything to do with the U.S. after that debate, and nonessential travel across the border remains restricted amidst the COVID-19 pandemic.

It’s also, of course, hardly the first time Americans have looked north of the 49th parallel in the wake of political upheaval. On the evening of the last U.S. election in 2016, Canada’s immigration site straight up crashed. There was a similar trend after Obama got elected for a second term.

So, for all you americans wanting to move to Canada... It looks like the border will be closed for at least a while longer.

The way I see it anyway!

The way it used to be:

The way it is now: