After being exonerated by the Republicans today during his Impeachment Trial Donald Trump has renewed his campaign to protect our "precious bodily fluids" so that followers of the "Make America Great Again" movement don't lose their "purity of essence" and sink to the depths of the "mud people" that now inhabit large portions of the United States!
He will be setting up focus groups to study ways of immunizing his MAGA followers against the dilution of their genetic make-up so that America will not become like those "shit-hole" third world countries that have their precious bodily fluids diluted and corrupted by inferior blood.
Plans are also underway to test the fluids of every American receiving a COVID shot so that the Republicans can determine who is unblemished and unadulterated in their body and their mind!
So help them, God!
NOTE: Evidence has come to light that body cam videos of the riot in the Capital buildings were in actual fact several clips from various hockey games!
