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(For example!)

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY. THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Showing posts with label moon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moon. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 February 2024

Oh SHIT #3!

 You might remember a few days ago when that spaceship touched down on the moon...

(This is what it looked like back in the showroom!)


Well... the first picture was sent back AFTER it tipped over while landing... and even though that was cause to say "shit" ...the image it sent back while laying on its side was shit too!

BUT!

They managed to get an arm out of the dust and working,,. and then took this "much better" picture! (Can you find Waldo?)


Tuesday, 1 December 2020

Another Mysterious Monolith Appears In Romania

 Well folks, we just might have evidence of ALIENS after-all!

The original monolith appeared before a tribe of apes a few million years ago on the plains of Africa. 

Some of the apes touched it and... it somehow made them smarter... smart enough to invent a club as a weapon... and start them on the long slow climb to technology.

Then in the modern year of 2001 scientists discovered a source of energy from a location on the moon... so they went and dug down into the Lunar soil to find out what it was.. and discovered another buried monolith.

When the astronauts touched this one it sent a powerful signal out to the edge of our solar system! Scientists discovered the signal was sent to Jupiter and we naturally had to build a spaceship to go out and see what was out there.

After they got there (and managed to kill their insane ship-board mainframe computer during the voyage) they found... ANOTHER MONOLITH!

This monolith sent the last remaining astronaut to a mysterious place where there was:
ANOTHER MONOLITH:

This is where the astronaut dies in that bed and is re-born as: A CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE!


NOW, YOU MIGHT THINK THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY...

But it's not!

A couple of weeks ago (Here in 2020) hikers discovered a giant monolith out in the desert of Utah!


THEN:

Two days ago it disappeared... only to re-appear on a hillside in Romania!!!!!!


Something tells me this story isn't over yet!

The way I see it anyway!