A Chinese man was sitting at the bar when a Jewish man comes up and punches him in the nose.
He grabs his nose and says, “What was that for?”
The Jewish man says, “That’s for Pearl Harbor.”
The Chinese man exclaims, “Pearl Harbor?!?
I’m Chinese! That was the Japanese!”
To which the Jewish man replies, “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese…they’re all the same.”
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The Chinese man sits at the bar getting angrier and angrier.
Finally, he can take no more and goes and punches the Jewish man in his nose and says, “That’s for sinking the Titanic!”
The Jewish man is puzzled. “The Titanic?!?”
“Goldberg, Steinberg, Iceberg…they’re all the same!” Replies the Chinese man.
