A MAFIA GODFATHER FINDS out that his bookkeeper has swindled him out of ten million dollars.
This bookkeeper is deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the ten million you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs, "I don't know what you're talking about:"
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
At this point, the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
"He'll kill you if you don't talk," signs the attorney.
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK. You win! The money is buried in my cousin Enzo's backyard:"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to do it..:"
