In a Tuesday letter to Ambassador to the U.S. Kirsten Hillman, representatives Tom Tiffany, Brad Finstad, Tom Emmer, Michelle Fischbach, Glenn Grothman and Pete Stauber of Wisconsin and Minnesota said their constituents are coping with suffocating smoke from Canadian wildfires.
"As we are entering the height of the fire season, we would like to know how your government plans on mitigating wildfires and the smoke that makes its way south," the letter said.
The lawmakers said successive years of wildfires in Canada have undermined air quality in their states and robbed Americans of their ability to enjoy the summer!!!!
O.K. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO FOLKS...
Blow the smoke over the North Pole to Russia!!!!
(NOTE: We are doing this because of our long friendship with the United States...
...and we don't wish to upset them!)
P.S. Since Americans, in general, are much dumber than Canadians...
...go to Google and look up... "Irony" and "Satire!"
