Saturday Morning Confusion: How the U.S. election will affect Canada!

I posted a few days ago that U.S. politics is a GREAT source of entertainment for Canadians! 

Although I hope Harris will win... a Drumpf victory would be a lot more entertaining over the next few years!!!

But... the 'Mrs. Herself' reminded me that Donald will slap a 20% tariff on all the stuff we send from Canada... decimating our car industry... and all the other commerce currently protected by the... "Son of NAFTA!" (Whatever they call it now!)

On top of that... (Here comes the good part, boys and girls!) what if Drumpf starts mass deporting illegal aliens...!

Of course... We have a problem if all those illegals decide to make a run for the NORTHERN border kids...! (As well as all those Democrats that might want to "get out" if Drumpf is elected!)

BUT! Being pragmatic Canadians... we solved the problem!

ULTIMATE U.S. ELECTION SURVEY

 Here it is, boys and girls. The Perspective Research Department conducted a comprehensive survey of over 100,000 American voters and reached this "not so startling" conclusion!!!!!!!

(HEY... DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!) 

DRUMPF WANTS TO SEE KAMALA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!

Donald just found out that Kamala's black... and he's starting to question whether she's an American citizen!!!!

 I expect this to become an issue within the next few days... kids!

(Apparently, Kamala phoned Obama about the best way to handle this!)