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Saturday, 29 August 2020

Only in North America!

 Only  in North America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front.  

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Only  in North America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.  

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Only  in North America ......do banks leave  vault doors open and then chain the pens to the  counters.  

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Only  in North America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.  

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Only  in North America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.  

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Only  in North America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.  

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EVER WONDER ....  Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?  

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Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?  

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Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word?  

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Why  is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?  

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Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with  real lemons?  

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Why  is the man who invests all your money called a broker?  

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Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?  

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Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  

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Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  

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Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  

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You  know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they  make the whole plane out of that stuff?  

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Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?  

Why not eh?

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