Australia or Canada, which country is better?

 Allan:

In Canada, one must know how to stand on skates. In Australia, one must know how to stand on your head.

Canada has polar bears. Australia has drop bears.

Australia has vast areas where the temperatures are brutal. Canada has vast areas where the temperatures are brutal.

In Australia, they joke about American beer. In Canada, they joke about American beer.

In Canada, the ladies are super cool. In Australia, the ladies are super hot.

In Canada, wildlife may take over your pool.

In Australia, wildlife may take over your pool.

Which country is better? I dunno, my feelings run hot and cold.

Harold Zwanepol