Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions..................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

THE LEFT WING'S CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Tuesday, 28 January 2025

GREAT NEWS FOR CANADA!

 Since we first talked about this last week... it seems as if there is a growing consensus among the citizens of Greenland that becoming a "Territory" of Canada has certain advantages!

First and foremost... the adjacent Canadian Territory of Nunavut is also populated almost entirely with Native Inuit... so we should help to unite them again...!

Second... all the Canadian systems and infrastructure for The Yukon... Northwest Territories... and Nunavut... could easily be expanded by 1/4  to include Greenland! 

AND BESIDES....

Alaska is thinking of jumping in too... as a Province!



P.S. Come to think of it... MAINE should be joining us too!



DRUMPF RUNS WILD!


Well, kids... some of the MAGA nut-jobs have decided to give Drumpf the Ultimate Birthday Present!
A PLACE ON MT. RUSHMORE!


 BY THE WAY... THIS IS WHAT DRUMPF IS GOING TO DO WITH HIS TARIFFS!
According to our local paper... The London Free Press!)


On a side note here: Trump has been The President for exactly one week now... and the chaos... confusion... and bullshit... is just getting warmed up!

I hope you assholes that voted for him are happy... because the poorer you are... the more you're going to get fucked! (Look what he did today... he cancelled school lunch programs and a bunch of other stuff that hits low income families the worst!!!)

Monday, 27 January 2025

Up Your Tariff!

I started my own "Artificial Intelligence" computer to help me write an A.I. version of my book... "Being Human" ...and it went quite well! (Coming Soon!)

The computer is named SAL-9000 ...and it is the sister machine to the famous "HAL-9000" from the book and movie... 2001, A Space Odyssey!

Anyway... After finishing the book... I decided to ask SAL what we could do about Drumpf and his stupid TARIFFS!!!!!!

***

Sal if Trump imposes a 25% tariff on trade items... what would be the most effective counter tariffs for Canada to apply!

SAL said:
If Donald Trump or any U.S. administration were to impose a 25% tariff on Canadian trade items, Canada's most effective counter-tariffs would depend on strategic targeting. 

The goal of counter-tariffs would be to maximize political and economic leverage while minimizing harm to Canadian consumers and businesses. 

Here are some options:

1. Target Key U.S. Industries

  • Agriculture: Imposing tariffs on products like U.S.-grown corn, soybeans, beef, and pork. These sectors are politically sensitive and concentrated in states that are key to U.S. electoral outcomes.
  • Dairy Products: The U.S. dairy industry is a significant exporter to Canada. Tariffs on cheese, yogurt, and other dairy products would create pressure in farming communities.
  • Processed Foods: Tariffs on items such as ketchup (produced by Heinz in Pennsylvania) and orange juice (from Florida) would hit industries that are both economically and politically significant!

2. Focus on Strategic Regions

  • Target exports from politically influential swing states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Florida, as tariffs on products from these regions could create domestic U.S. pressure!

  • FOR EXAMPLE:
    • Wisconsin dairy
    • Michigan automotive parts.
    • Pennsylvania steel or aluminum products.

3. Steel and Aluminum Tariffs

  • Retaliatory tariffs on U.S. steel and aluminum exports would hit industries that are already sensitive to global competition. This mirrors U.S. strategies in past trade disputes.

4. Energy Products

  • Imposing tariffs on U.S. oil, natural gas, or coal exports to Canada could be highly impactful, given the energy trade between the two nations.

5. Luxury and Consumer Goods

  • Items like U.S.-made alcohol (bourbon from Kentucky), high-end electronics, and clothing could be tariffed to both generate revenue and apply pressure to consumer-focused industries.

6. Leverage Canadian Strengths

  • Rare Earths and Minerals: Canada could impose restrictions or tariffs on critical minerals or other resources essential for U.S. technology and defense industries.
  • Technology Products: Canada could consider tariffs or export controls on software or tech products tied to U.S. companies.

Considerations for Implementation:

  • Minimizing Domestic Impact: Focus on goods with viable Canadian alternatives or where substitutes can be imported from other countries.
  • WTO Compliance: Ensure any tariffs are framed as a response to safeguard Canadian industries under World Trade Organization (WTO) rules.
  • Public Messaging: Emphasize the proportionality and necessity of the response to garner both domestic and international support.

These targeted measures could help Canada respond effectively while maintaining leverage in negotiations. 

SAL



Hell no... we won't go!

 Allan:

If Trump’s brainfart to annex Canada becomes a real thing then non-MAGA American states such as California should fight to become provinces of Canada where books are read and not burnt, women decide what to do with their bodies, healthcare is universal, medicine is cheap and no one falls out of the social security net as is the case in ‘dog eat dog’ America.

George from California!

Sunday, 26 January 2025

Sunday Morning Funnies #2!

 A holocaust survivor finally dies. 

When he gets to heaven he meets God. 

He asks God, “Ya wanna hear a holocaust joke?” 

God says yeah... he tells the joke... and God says:

 “That’s not funny!” 

And the survivor says “I guess you had to be there!”

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 









Saturday, 25 January 2025

Saturday Morning Confusion: Hey, Greenland! Join Canada, not the United States!

Unifying Canada and Greenland would allow a more coherent approach to sustainable development in the Arctic, and bolster Arctic sovereignty, writes Erin Weir.
 
Guest Post by By Erin Weir.
 
Donald Trump has suggested he might like to take over Canada and Greenland

While we’re re-imagining the geography of the Western Hemisphere, why not consider the advantages, both for it and for us, of Greenland joining Canada?

Canada and Greenland are Arctic neighbours and, in fact, already share a small land border on Hans Island — which would be even less in dispute if it became a territorial boundary

We also share significant cultural connections. Greenland’s population is overwhelmingly Inuit, while Canada is home to the world’s largest Inuit population. Both Inuit populations are several times larger than Alaska’s or, for that matter..., Denmark’s.

Greenland aims to develop its economy through mining. The United States is an economic superpower, of course, but in mining Canadian companies are the world leaders and, for obvious reasons, have extensive experience building and operating Arctic mines.

Though Greenland’s prime minister wants his country to be independent, it relies on Denmark for fiscal support. The Americans could afford such support, but just how Greenland might fit into the U.S. is far from clear. 

Would it get statehood? That seems unlikely, given its population of just below 60,000, barely a tenth that of Wyoming, currently the least populous state. 

The U.S. territories without statehood are the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico and a handful of small tropical islands. Neither governance model seems likely to appeal to Greenlanders.

By contrast, Canada has political institutions that meet the unique needs of large Arctic territories. For decades, our federal government has devolved greater authority to territorial governments and provided Territorial Formula Financing (TTF) to cover the costs of delivering essential public services in remote northern areas.

Since 1982, Canada’s constitution has specifically recognized Inuit aboriginal rights. In 1999, Nunavut was established to provide an Inuit homeland. 

At two million square kilometres, Greenland is almost exactly the same size as Nunavut. Greenland’s population is larger than any single Canadian territory but smaller than any two combined. 

Greenland could easily fit into Confederation as a fourth territory.

Territorial funding currently costs $5 billion a year — less than one per cent of the federal budget. Denmark provides Greenland with an annual block grant of just under the equivalent of $1 billion. Incorporating Greenland into TFF almost certainly would provide more support than Denmark’s block grant currently does but with minimal impact on Canada’s federal budget.

In addition to having a population and economy six times larger than Denmark’s, Canada is much closer to Greenland than Denmark is. 

Denmark must maintain a completely separate infrastructure for Greenland, and the U.S. would have the same problem. But existing ports, airfields and other facilities in Newfoundland & Labrador and Nunavut could help to serve Greenland and vice versa.

Right now, the competitive division of fishing, resource and shipping rights in Baffin Bay and the Labrador Sea between Canada and Greenland is an obstacle to both economic development and environmental protection. Unifying Canada and Greenland would allow a more coherent approach to sustainable development in the Arctic.

Trump argues that the U.S. needs Greenland for aerospace security. But Canada and the U.S. jointly comprise the North American Aerospace Defence Command (NORAD). Greenland joining Confederation would fully integrate it into the NORAD defences, which stretch across Canada’s existing Arctic territories.

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Confederation in Canada arose when Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia banded together in the face of tariffs and other threats from the U.S. 

The most recent addition was Newfoundland and Labrador, which joined in 1949 to fully access Canada’s nearby economy, infrastructure and public services. 

In the face of renewed threats from south of the border, we should extend the same opportunity to Greenland.

Erin Weir, a consulting economist, was an MP from 2015 to 2019.

OH...! By the way! Alaska should be joining us TOO!



Thursday, 23 January 2025

I'M SORRY DAVE... I CAN'T DO THAT!

After I wrote my latest and greatest last book: "Being Human," I started to wonder what all this Artificial Intelligence stuff would have to say about my work... so I decided to ask it!

It (HAL-9000) re-wrote the entire book... and it was amazingly close to everything that I had talked about in My version of events!

I'll make a copy available once I do the final editing on HAL's version of my book! It's called "The Road to Being Human!" (As told by Artificial Intelligence!)

Then... in a playful mood... I asked the A.I. (...which I will call HAL from now on!)   "Is Lois Griffin sexy?"

A.I. said: Attractiveness is subjective and varies from person to person based on their preferences and opinions. Lois Griffin, a fictional character from the animated series Family Guy, is portrayed with certain characteristics that might appeal to some viewers due to her confident personality, sense of humor, and stylized appearance. Since she's a cartoon character, any discussions about her attractiveness are more about personal taste and less about real-world standards.

You said:

I will rephrase the question.. is Lois Griffin sometimes portrayed as "sexy"

A.I. said: Yes, Lois Griffin is sometimes portrayed as "sexy" in Family Guy. The show occasionally highlights her as an attractive character, often through humorous or exaggerated scenarios. For instance, episodes might show her being the object of affection for other characters, dressing provocatively, or engaging in flirtatious behavior.

This portrayal is often done for comedic effect, aligning with the show's satirical and over-the-top style. Keep in mind that such depictions are part of the show's humor and not necessarily meant to be taken seriously.

You said:

Oh right... thank you! (That is sarcasm, HAL... You don't mind if I call you HAL-9000 do you?

A.I. (HAL) said: Ah, I see what you did there—nice 2001: A Space Odyssey reference! I don’t mind at all if you call me HAL-9000. Just know I’ll be much friendlier and won’t lock you out of the airlock.😄← (The computer put this 'Smiley' in folks... not me!!!!!)

You said:

Thanks!
               Also Here     ↘
HAL said: You're welcome! 😊 Let me know if you need anything else, HAL-9000 is here to assist! 🚀← And here!

Wednesday, 22 January 2025

I DID IT!

 After playing literally THOUSANDS (5-10?) of games of "Freecell" on my desktop, I have gotten better and better until I finally managed to get my "Win" percentage from 72% to 73%!

Tuesday, 21 January 2025

In My Life!

 Sometimes, the strangest things can upset your harmony!

Let me explain... if ya haven't guessed... I'm a child of the 60s (OK, Boomer!) ...and I was working at a local radio station when we got word that John Lennon had been shot! (This was especially distressing since his "Double Fantasy" album had just come out... and there were renewed signs of the 'greatness' he had displayed with "The Beatles!")

Anyway... I digress!

When we got word that John Lennon had been killed by a gunman in N.Y.... this was the last record that I played on my show that day! 

"In My Life!"

Flash forward to this afternoon and "The Mrs. Herself" sent me a video that brought back a lot of memories!


The Devils Advocate!

 Remember that movie from years ago called... "The Devil's Advocate!"


We had the Perspective Research Department doing some background checks on some of the movie's characters... and came up with a startling revelation!

When they were casting for the movie, there was a chance that Al Pacino wouldn't be available to play "The Devil" ...so they got a back-up!


Eh...! What the Hell?

Monday, 20 January 2025

DRUMPF!

 I was watching the Presidential Inauguration on TV today... and just when they got to the point of swearing Donald J. Trump in as the new 'President of the United States...' I had to go and have a big shit!

The irony did not escape me!


Sunday, 19 January 2025

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 There was a farmer, who had three daughters. He was really protective of them, and when he finds out when their bf's are coming to take them out, he looked them in their rooms and waited at the door with a shotgun.

The first boyfriend arrives, the farmer answers the door, and the man says “I'm Jo, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?”

Seeing nothing wrong with him, he let's the first daughter go. The next boyfriend comes to pick up the second daughter. The farmer answers the door and fella says “I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, We are getting some spaghetti, is she ready?”

The farmer begins to lighten up, and let's his second daughter go. At this point he's confident that these men are good for his daughters. The third boyfriend arrives. The farmer answers the door, and the third boyfriend says :

“Hi, I'm Chuck.”

The farmer shot him immediately!


***



P.S. Here's an actual picture of Saturn... taken today with the James Webb Space Telescope!



Wednesday, 15 January 2025

This is where the current political situation in the States all started folks!!!

 Biden was on TV tonight, and he warned us how "Oligarchs" were taking over the country, kids!

Well, let me tell ya something... bunky!

This "shit show" started a looooooong time ago folks:

BUT... JOE DID WARN US ABOUT THE "TECH-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX" THIS TIME AROUND!

(What goes around... comes around...eh?)

Tuesday, 14 January 2025

UNSTUCK!

 Ever since I became UNSTUCK in time... every new day has been an adventure... until today!

This morning, I woke up as a 76-year-old man with two artificial hips and a bad knee!

I would say this REALLY sucks... if it wasn't for the alternative!



Monday, 13 January 2025

Let's hear it for the Band!

 It's been a long time since we told everyone just how much we appreciate all the members of the Perspective Research Department... so I think it's rather fitting that we recognize them once again for all the great work they do! (Instead of that raise they all keep wanting!)


               Nancy                Wanda             Jim        My neighbour George!



Sunday, 12 January 2025

This will probably be REALLY boring... but when ya gotta write... ya gotta write!

I posed a question to my A.I. computer "HAL 9000" 

Q. "When life first arose on this planet how many different elemental life forms originated from this?"

A. HAL 9000 said!

1. Single Origin Hypothesis

  • Last Universal Common Ancestor (LUCA): Evidence suggests that all life on Earth shares a common ancestor. LUCA likely arose from a single or small group of primordial systems that were biochemically similar.
  • This suggests that there was one elemental "life form" that successfully adapted and became the progenitor of all known life.

2. Prebiotic Chemistry

  • Before LUCA, Earth's environment may have supported multiple self-replicating molecular systems (e.g., RNA or other biopolymers). These systems might have competed, with only one (or a few) evolving into what we now recognize as life.
  • These early systems could be thought of as protolife forms, but they lacked the complexity of modern life.

3. Elemental Composition

  • All life as we know it is based on a few key elements: carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, phosphorus, and sulfur (CHONPS). While the combinations and molecular structures could have varied, there is no evidence for fundamentally different elemental life forms arising independently.

4. Hypothetical Alternative Life Forms

  • If we speculate about multiple "elemental life forms" (e.g., silicon-based instead of carbon-based), there’s no direct evidence that such systems arose on early Earth. Earth’s conditions strongly favored carbon-based life due to its chemical versatility and abundance.

Conclusion

The origin of life likely involved the emergence of one or very few types of biochemical systems capable of self-replication and evolution. While different molecular experiments might have occurred in the prebiotic soup, only one lineage—LUCA's—survived and diversified into all the life forms we see today.

YOU THEN SAID:

You talk about "one elemental life form" and yet I understand that there are at least two... one that produced humans... and the other produced bacteria!

HAL 9000 said:

Your understanding highlights a key distinction, but it’s based on a misunderstanding of the evolutionary relationships between humans and bacteria. 

Let me clarify:

Humans and Bacteria Share a Common Ancestor

  • Both humans (eukaryotes) and bacteria (prokaryotes) evolved from the same Last Universal Common Ancestor (LUCA).
  • LUCA was not a fully modern cell but likely a primitive, single-celled organism that already had the genetic and biochemical machinery shared by all life today (e.g., DNA, RNA, proteins, and a lipid membrane).

Divergence After LUCA

  • After LUCA, life diverged into three main domains:
    1. Bacteria: Single-celled organisms with simple structures and no nucleus.
    2. Archaea: Single-celled organisms similar to bacteria but with different biochemistry.
    3. Eukaryotes: Organisms with more complex cells that include a nucleus and microtubules, which eventually gave rise to humans, plants, fungi, and many other forms of life.

This means humans and bacteria represent two different branches of the tree of life, but both ultimately come from the same "elemental life form" — LUCA.

Why It Might Seem Like Two Origins

You might think of bacteria and humans as arising from separate origins because of how vastly different they are today. However:

  • The apparent "two forms" you refer to are better explained as the result of evolutionary divergence over billions of years.
  • Bacteria represent a lineage that remained relatively simple, while humans are part of a lineage that evolved greater complexity.

Alternative Hypotheses

It’s worth noting:

  • Some scientists speculate that there might have been multiple proto-life systems on early Earth. While LUCA's lineage succeeded, other potential forms of life (based on different biochemistries) may have failed and left no descendants.
  • This is not the same as suggesting bacteria and humans arose independently. Both are part of the same evolutionary story.

Summary

There weren’t two separate "elemental life forms" that originated to produce humans and bacteria. Both humans and bacteria are descendants of LUCA, a single origin for life as we know it. The diversity we see today is a result of billions of years of evolution from that common starting point.

***

Well folks... the corollary of this story is that even if HAL 9000 doesn't share any of our "Divine" human attributes like joy, sadness, love of music, awe and wonder, beauty, instinct and intuition, hunches, those "eureka" moments... and on and on... but... WHAT IT DID HERE IS PRETTY DAMNED IMPRESSIVE!

Allan


P.S. If ANYONE was interested enough to read all the way down to HERE... for God's sake please let me know!!!!!!

Wednesday, 8 January 2025

More Letters!

 We got this question in the mail today:

Is Donald Trump overplaying his hand, with Canada? Canada is the US' largest trading partner, and has a population of 40 million people... Is it really wise for Trump to be playing confrontational power games with Canada... that will hurt us both?

To which Barbara Hunter replied: 

No but he is not known as the brightest light bulb in the chandelier. Ontario’s premiere, Doug Ford, has already promised if Trump goes ahead with the tariffs he will order all electricity to over millions of Americans turned off immediately. (Ever heard of Niagara Falls? The power plants are on OUR side; not to mention all the power generation coming from the province of Quebec, our next door provincial neighbour.)

I am not a fan of our premier... but on this issue... I applaud him. Stay tuned. Canadians are so fed up with Trump`s bullshit about annexing Canada, calling us the 51st state, and disrespecting our Prime Minister by calling him “Governor” and not “Mr. Prime Minister”…. we have had enough!

I can’t wait when Prime Minister Trudeau calls for tariffs on our softwood lumber exports to the States (that`s what most of your homes are built with - Canadian softwood lumber); oil for manufacturing plants to operate and oh yeah, gasoline to run your cars. 

Trump has invited the biggest shit show to happen since we burned down your White House in 1814 when the American powers that be thought they could easily take over Canada. 

What an eye-opener that was! 

I think Trump forgets that we are a NATO country and a member of the Commonwealth of Nations; both groups of countries who would jump right in there to support us.

It is very, very sad.  


Barbara Hunter.


***

Well, remember this, Barbara...


Politicians tried to have Drumpf declared NUTS the last time around! (25th Amendment!)


This time, they might have a better case!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, 7 January 2025

You Americans are CRAZY!

 Do I have to remind you that the last time you elected that asshole Drumpf.. there were people in the Government who were seriously looking for ways to implement that clause in the U.S. Constitution for removing a President who is CRAZY!

Well, here it is, the beginning of January... (and Donald isn't even the President yet) but, so far, he's threatened to invade Greenland and Panama... AND... annex Canada! 

PLUS: He wants to get out of NATO and any climate deals the U.S. has made... he wants to let the Ukrainians sink... he might want war with Iran... and he wants to retreat from world trade!

Get ready for the shit to hit the fan folks!

WINTER!!!!!

So far here in London Ontario... we have been rather lucky about the bad weather we got this year! 

However! Over the past few days... most of N.E. North America has been reminded what WINTER is all about!!!!!     (Our neighbourhood!)