Today the Canadian Government opened up a Consulate in Greenland... and they should be promoting Greenland as another Canadian Province. (To keep them out of the clutches of big-bad America!)
While we're at it... Alaska is not joined to the rest of the United States... It's a part of Canada! And Maine sticks a big thumb up the nose of Canada!
SO! We should invite them to become our eleventh and twelfth provinces! (While we're at it, we should annex the Turks and Caicos Islands so that we have somewhere to go in the winter... since the U.S. is OUT!
