I was reading the usual stuff about Drumpf when the subject of
Greenland came up.... so I asked my friendly personal A.I. SAL-9000...
Sal, anything new over the
weekend about the U.S. trying to take over Greenland, and the chances of Canada
accepting Greenland as a new territory?
If that's what they want?
SAL-9000 said: Here’s the
latest situation (as of this weekend) regarding the U.S. interest in Greenland
and the idea of Greenland becoming part of Canada (or anything like that):
1. U.S. Talk About Taking
Over Greenland Has Escalated. President Donald Trump has renewed statements
suggesting that the U.S. needs to take over Greenland, claiming it’s critical
for national security and the Arctic situation (especially with Russian and
Chinese activity in the region).
2. Denmark and Greenland
Reject the Idea Strongly. Danish Prime Minister Frederiksen has publicly said
the U.S. has no right to annex Greenland and that any attempt to do so would
undermine NATO since Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, a NATO
member.
Greenland’s own Prime
Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen has said talk of annexation is “completely
unacceptable” and insisted Greenland will remain sovereign under Danish rule
unless Greenlanders decide otherwise.
3. Greenland’s Position. Much
of Greenland prefers independence from Denmark, but polls have consistently
shown very low support for becoming part of the United States.
There’s no political
movement in Greenland advocating joining Canada, and the idea of becoming a
Canadian territory hasn’t been raised by Greenlandic leaders or the public in
any serious way in current reporting.
4. Canada’s Position. Canada
has not signalled any interest in Greenland becoming Canadian territory. In
fact, Canadian officials have affirmed support for Greenland’s and Denmark’s
sovereignty and territorial integrity.
Canada is focusing on Arctic
cooperation and security... but not on territorial claims related to Greenland.
5. International Legal and
Practical Reality
International law prohibits the
annexation of territory by force, especially between allied countries.
Denmark and Greenland would
have to agree willingly for any territorial change, and there’s no indication
of that.
Greenland is in the process
of increasing autonomy, with discussions over future independence from Denmark.
Summary:
U.S. rhetoric: Renewed talk
from Trump about taking over Greenland for “security” reasons.
Denmark & Greenland:
Firmly reject this. Denmark warns that any military move would break NATO;
Greenland insists it won’t be annexed.
Canada: Not pursuing
Greenland as a territory; supports sovereignty and stability in the
Arctic.
Reality on the ground: No
credible diplomatic or legal movement toward Greenland joining the U.S. or
Canada.
If you want, I can also
summarize the geopolitical motives behind why the U.S. is talking about
Greenland again (strategic location, Arctic shipping routes, resources, etc.).
You said: No, we know why...
give me ways to increase interest in Greenland becoming a Canadian territory
SAL-9000 said: Below are
realistic, non-coercive ways Canada could increase Greenlandic interest in a
voluntary Canadian territorial association, if Greenlanders themselves ever
wished to explore it.
This is framed as soft-power
attraction, not annexation or pressure.
1. Frame Canada as a
Stepping-Stone to Independence, Not a Replacement Ruler. Greenland’s dominant
long-term aspiration is independence from Denmark, not absorption by another
great power.
Canada could position itself
as: A transitional federal partner. Offering autonomy + protection, not control
(A model similar to Canada’s relationship with its northern territories!)
Key message: “Join Canada
temporarily or conditionally as a territory, with an explicit, protected path
to full independence later.”
1. That is far more
appealing than: Remaining under Denmark indefinitely or becoming a U.S.
possession with limited self-determination!
2. Emphasize Cultural &
Arctic Parallels, Not Nationalism: Canada has credibility here that the U.S.
does not.
Highlight shared realities:
- Arctic governance.
- Small, remote communities.
- Indigenous language
preservation.
- Subsistence traditions.
- Climate-frontline adaptation.
Canada should stress
parallels with Nunavut, including:
- Inuktitut language
protection.
- Local control over land
use.
- Co-management of wildlife.
- Cultural autonomy embedded
in law.
This frames Canada as: “A
country that already lives the Arctic reality... rather than exploiting it.”
3. Offer Concrete Economic
Guarantees, Not Abstract Promises! Greenland’s fears include:
- Resource extraction
without local benefit.
- Becoming a strategic pawn.
- Cultural dilution.
Canada could counter with
specific, written guarantees, such as:
- Greenland-controlled
resource royalties.
- Mandatory local employment
quotas.
- Canadian investment in
ports, housing, broadband, and healthcare.
- Arctic research hubs
headquartered in Greenland, not Ottawa
This contrasts sharply with
U.S. perceptions of:
- Military-first priorities.
- Corporate extraction.
- Washington-centric
decision-making.
4. Position Canada as a
Shield Against U.S. Pressure, Not a Proxy! This is delicate... but powerful. Canada
could quietly signal:
- Greenland within Canada
would be inside NATO already
- No U.S. annexation
pressure
- No “buyout” politics
- No sudden militarization
beyond existing defence agreements!
In other words: “Canada is
boring... and that’s the point.” For a small population, boring governance is
often preferable to the attention of great powers!
5. Promote a Greenland-Led
Referendum + Constitutional Convention... Interest increases when people feel
ownership of the process!
Canada should never “propose
annexation.” Instead, it could support:
- Greenland-initiated public
discussions.
- Academic exchanges on
governance options.
- Joint commissions
exploring all futures: independence, association, confederation.
This mirrors how Canada
handles internal constitutional change... slow, legal, consent-based!
6. Use Climate & Science
Leadership as the Primary Hook! Greenland is ground zero for:
- Ice melt
- Sea-level rise
- Climate research
- Arctic data sovereignty
Canada could propose:
- A Greenland-based Arctic
Climate Authority
- Joint stewardship of polar
science.
- Long-term funding without
political strings.
This frames Canada as a
partner in survival, not a bidder in a real-estate deal!!!!!
7. What Not to Do! (This
Matters.)
Any of the following would
kill interest instantly:
- Public Canadian political
enthusiasm for “acquiring” Greenland!
- Military framing!
- Economic leverage threats!
- U.S.-style “security
necessity” language!
Media speculation driven by
outsiders!
Greenlandic interest only
grows if: The idea feels like Greenland’s idea.
Bottom Line: Could Canada
increase Greenlandic interest?
Yes... but only by offering:
- Autonomy before authority!
- Partnership before power!
- Exit options before
permanence!
- Cultural respect before
economics!
Canada’s strength here is
not ambition... It’s restraint!
Compare Canada vs. the U.S. vs. Independence
from a Greenlandic perspective, point by point.
Below is a Greenland-centric
comparison, written from the perspective of Greenlanders deciding their own
future, not outside powers arguing over them.
***
Greenland’s Strategic
Futures... A Ground-Level Comparison:
Option A: Full Independence. (Greenland
stands alone as a sovereign Arctic state)
Advantages:
- Complete political
self-determination.
- Full control over
resources, foreign policy, and identity.
- Strong symbolic and
cultural fulfillment of long-held aspirations.
- Ability to choose
partnerships case-by-case.
Risks / Challenges:
Extremely small population
managing:
- Defence.
- Currency stability.
- International diplomacy.
- Infrastructure costs.
- High vulnerability to
pressure from larger powers. (U.S., China, EU)
- Economic dependence on
resource extraction and tourism.
- Climate costs borne alone.
Greenlandic Reality Check: Independence
is emotionally compelling, but structurally fragile unless paired with a
powerful, non-dominating partner!
Option B: Association with Canada: (Greenland
becomes a Canadian territory or associated entity by consent)
Advantages:
- Retains strong local
autonomy. (territorial governance model)
- Embedded Indigenous rights
framework. (proven, legal, constitutional)
- Stable currency,
healthcare system, and social safety net.
- Shared Arctic governance
experience
- NATO membership without
U.S. political dominance.
- Lower geopolitical profile
→ less great-power pressure.
Risks / Tradeoffs:
- Some loss of symbolic
sovereignty
- Cultural dilution concerns
if poorly handled
- Ottawa distance (though
less than Copenhagen in practice.)
* Requires constitutional
innovation! (but Canada has precedent!)
Greenlandic Reality Check:
- Canada offers boring
stability, cultural respect, and legal predictability.
- For a small Arctic
population, boring can be a feature—not a flaw.
Option C: Association with the United
States.
(Greenland joins or is
absorbed by the U.S.)
Advantages:
- Massive economic capacity.
- Infrastructure investment
potential.
- Military protection
guaranteed.
- Immediate global influence.
Risks / Red Flags:
- Militarization prioritized
over civilian life.
- Federal governance is weak
on Indigenous autonomy.
- Cultural marginalization is
likely.
- Strategic value outweighs
local voice.
- Domestic U.S. political
volatility spills over.
- Greenland becomes a
military asset first, society second!
Greenlandic Reality Check:
This option offers power,
but not patience. Greenland will become a strategic outpost rather than a lived
homeland!
Option D: Status Quo with Denmark. (Expanded
autonomy, gradual reform)
Advantages:
- Known system, low
disruption.
- Financial support
continues
- Strong welfare model
- International legitimacy
intact
Risks / Limitations:
- Persistent colonial
undertone.
- Cultural distance.
- Limited strategic leverage.
- Slower path to true
self-determination.
- Growing generational
dissatisfaction.
Greenlandic Reality Check:
Denmark is safe... but
increasingly feels like the past, not the future!
Comparative Snapshot.
(Greenland’s Interests First)
Comparative Snapshot. (Greenland’s Interests First)
|
Criterion
|
Independ
|
Canada
|
United States
|
Denmark
|
|
Cultural Autonomy
|
★★★★★
|
★★★★☆
|
★★☆☆☆
|
★★★☆☆
|
|
Economic Stability
|
★★☆☆☆
|
★★★★☆
|
★★★★★
|
★★★★☆
|
|
Political Voice
|
★★★★★
|
★★★★☆
|
★★☆☆☆
|
★★★☆☆
|
|
Defence Without Domination
|
★☆☆☆☆
|
★★★★☆
|
★☆☆☆☆
|
★★★☆☆
|
|
Long-Term Resilience
|
★★☆☆☆
|
★★★★☆
|
★★★☆☆
|
★★★☆☆
|
From a Greenlandic
perspective:
- Independence = dignity
with risk.
- United States = power with
loss of agency.
- Denmark = security with
stagnation.
- Canada = autonomy with
stability.
Canada’s unique appeal is
that it offers:
- Protection without
possession
- Structure without
spectacle
- Partnership without
urgency
That combination is rare in
geopolitics!
***
So, after everything is said and done... Canada is complete! (Alaska and Maine as new provinces, as well as Point Roberts and that chunk of the top of Lake of the Woods, plus Greenland and the Turks and Caicos Islands as territories! (The Turks so we have somewhere to go in the winter!) 😊
(This will give us twelve provinces and five territories... plus control of the North West Passage... which we can defend with our new SAAB Gripen E jets!)
