The Theory of EVERYTHING!

After years of research into the nature of God... Consciousness... and "Life Itself" for my books... the "Perspective Research Department" has finally come up with a "Theory of Everything" that  the scientific community has been searching for over the last hundred years or so!!!!!

Like I said in my books... "I'm no scientist" ...so please don't ask me what the hell it means!

SUNDAY MORNING FUNNIES!

 

Saturday Morning Confusion: "Trump the Double Agent!"

The more I think about what Drumpf is doing to the U.S. economy... the more convinced I am that there's...   "Something rotten in the state of Denmark ...America!" 

SO... I decided to ask my A.I. (SAL-9000)

Sal, what is the probability that Trump is a Russian double agent and he is secretly out to ruin the United States? 

SAL said: That’s quite a dramatic scenario—and while it’s a popular plotline for political thrillers, there’s no solid, publicly available evidence to suggest that Donald Trump is a Russian double agent actively trying to ruin the United States. 

From an intelligence or risk analysis standpoint, the probability of such a claim being true would rest on a variety of factors, including: 

Access to classified intelligence, which the public (and I) do not have. 

Motive, means, and opportunity, which analysts use to assess whether someone could be acting in a covert capacity. 

Behavioral patterns, which can suggest sympathies or compromised interests, but don’t in themselves prove espionage or treason. 

There were extensive investigations—most notably the Mueller Report—that explored ties between Trump and Russia. 

While it found numerous connections and raised concerns, it did not conclude that he was a Russian agent. 

So in strict probabilistic terms: From the evidence available to the public, the likelihood seems very low. 

From a narrative or speculative angle, it’s a fascinating "what if" scenario. 

SAL said: Would you like a breakdown of what would go into actually proving or disproving something like that?  

You said: Yes, what would go into actually proving or disproving something like that? 

SAL said: Great question—because proving or disproving that someone is a covert foreign agent (especially of a major intelligence power like Russia) is one of the most difficult things in the world of espionage and counterintelligence. 

Here’s a breakdown of what would go into such a determination, from the perspective of U.S. intelligence agencies or serious investigative bodies: 🔍 

1. Recruitment Evidence Contact logs: Records of meetings, phone calls, or digital communications with known foreign intelligence operatives. 

Witness testimony: From insiders, handlers, or defectors who could credibly describe the recruitment or operational relationship. 

Surveillance data: Physical or electronic surveillance showing clandestine contact. 

 

2. Financial Forensics: Unexplained wealth: Money funneled through shell companies, offshore accounts, or dark channels. 

Transactions with fronts: Financial dealings with entities known to be linked to foreign intelligence services. 

Debt leverage: Signs of financial compromise that could be exploited by a hostile power. 

3. Behavioral Red Flags: Unusual policy decisions that repeatedly benefit a specific foreign adversary, especially against the advice of U.S. institutions or allies. 

Consistent pattern of intelligence leaks, sabotage, or weakening of national security operations. 

Compromise indicators—blackmail, coercion, or personal vulnerabilities that make someone susceptible to recruitment. 

4. Intent and Coordination Proving intentional sabotage is very hard. 

It requires showing that the person: 

-Knew the consequences of their actions! 

-Acted with deliberate coordination with a foreign power! 

-Aimed to harm national interests! 

This often requires intercepted communications, informants, or confession. 

5. Counterintelligence Investigations Agencies like the FBI, CIA, and NSA would: 

Track digital footprints, tap communications, (with FISA court approval) monitor associations and travel, use molehunters to analyze patterns and anomalies. 

Legal Threshold: 

To formally charge someone under laws like the Espionage Act, prosecutors need overwhelming, unambiguous evidence. 

In a high-profile case (e.g., a former President), the bar would be even higher due to political implications. 

Reality Check: In most real-world cases, even when there’s strong suspicion, definitive proof is rare unless: 

A spy is caught red-handed, a foreign agent defects and exposes them, they admit it, (voluntarily or under pressure) or documents are leaked! (à la Snowden, Manning, etc.) 

SAL said: If you want, I can walk through how this would look in a fictionalized version (like a novel or screenplay)—it’s a wild ride when dramatized. Want to go there? 

 You said: 

No, it just seems to me that circumstantial evidence seems to point to Trump's duplicity!

SAL said: 

You're not alone in thinking that—many people, including former intelligence officials, journalists, and lawmakers, have voiced serious concerns about Trump's behavior, especially where Russia is involved. 

While circumstantial evidence isn’t the same as proof, when there’s enough of it, it can paint a pattern that’s hard to ignore. 

Here are some of the key circumstantial data points that have raised eyebrows over the years: 🧊 

1. Strange Deference to Putin Trump has often publicly praised Vladimir Putin—even contradicting U.S. intelligence agencies. (e.g., at the 2018 Helsinki summit) 

He resisted acknowledging Russian interference in the 2016 election. 

There were reportedly no notes taken in some of his private meetings with Putin. 📉 

2. Policy Decisions That Benefited Russia: Repeated attempts to undermine NATO, which is Russia’s primary strategic adversary. 

Withdrew troops from Syria in a way that benefited Russian and Assad-aligned forces. 

Sought to ease sanctions on Russia or questioned their value. 💼 

3. Financial Entanglements: Trump’s business has long sought deals in Russia. The Trump Tower Moscow project was pursued during the 2016 campaign, even while publicly denying it. 

The Mueller investigation noted that the Trump Organization had financial interests that could pose conflict-of-interest risks. 🕵️ 

4. Links to Known Russian Operatives: Multiple members of Trump’s 2016 campaign (e.g., Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, George Papadopoulos) had contacts with Russian nationals or intermediaries. 

Manafort even shared internal polling data with a Russian-linked individual. 

 Roger Stone coordinated with WikiLeaks, which had ties to Russian intelligence during the 2016 leaks. 🧯 

5. Obstruction-like Behavior: Trump fired FBI Director James Comey after he wouldn’t drop the Michael Flynn investigation. 

He reportedly tried to limit or block parts of the Mueller investigation. 

He regularly attacked law enforcement and intelligence agencies that were investigating Russian interference. 🤐 

6. Reluctance to Criticize Russia, Even After Aggression Downplayed the poisoning of Russian dissidents. 

Delayed arms shipments to Ukraine. (later leading to his first impeachment) 

Praised Russia’s strategic moves even after the 2022 Ukraine invasion. 

None of these things proves duplicity or espionage, but taken together, they form a highly unusual pattern—far outside the norm for any American president!

That’s why so many in the intelligence and national security communities have said... at the very least... Trump was "compromised" or "useful to Russian interests", even if he wasn’t a formally recruited agent. 

It’s the kind of situation where if this were anyone else, you’d expect a full-scale investigation. 

But with someone as high-profile and politically polarizing as Trump... it gets wrapped in layers of legal... political... and partisan fog!

THIS PROVES THAT BULLSHIT BEATS BRAINS ANY DAY!

Nostalgia!!

Toronto's Yorkville was a happening place back when I wore a younger man's clothes!

I was a DJ on the radio by then... [and I hung out in Yorkville every once in a while] but... the memory that still brings a smile to my face is hanging out with Rick Lauzon at the "Wreck Bar" on  Saturday afternoons... getting high and watching the "Roadrunner" on the TV over the bar!

A Letter!

 ALLAN: 

What did Trump mean when he said Canada is "not allowed" to add a surcharge to electricity sent to the US in response to his tariffs?

It's just so weird.

First, Trump said that he would add a 25 percent tariff to Canadian electricity consumed in the US. Raising the price in the US by 25 percent.

Then he lowered it to 10 percent.

Then he cancelled it.

Then he said that the US doesn't need Canadian electricity.

Then he applied aluminum and steel tariffs, and Ontario applied a 25 percent export tax on electricity to the US. (This is identical to Trump's 25 percent tariff on electricity, except Ontario gets the money, not Trump.)

The same people pay an extra 25 percent either way.

Then he says that he can't believe that Canada would stoop so low as to apply Trump's tax on electricity.

He says you can't do that, it's unethical. He says that he will declare a state of emergency in the 5 states affected by the tax.

Remember this is the electricity that he said the US doesn't need, but it's a state of emergency, when the price is raised, to what Trump proposed.

You can't make this stuff up.

So, I think he means that he himself should not be allowed to apply the tariff he proposed on electricity.

I suspect that it's another sign of his cognitive decline.

Bob Wilson - Lives in Canada (1954–present)

Straight Talk From Lewis Black!

I have never met Lewis Black, but if I did... we would probably be friends!

 

Lewis commented that when he was talking to a Toronto or Montreal audience, they were right on top of the conversation... which was an absolute joy... because when he was in Florida... he had to set up and explain every situation before they even understood what he was talking about! 

 ***Now... Canadians will instantly recognize why this is happening! 

 We're a lot smarter than your average bear!

P.S. Yogi Bear is CANADIAN!

Sunday Morning not so Funny! An open letter to the American people!

 ALLAN:

Canadians claimed to be America's closest friend and ally, yet days before tariffs were set to begin, they were already booing America's anthem at sporting events. 

Will they stop pretending... and admit they were never our friends to begin with?                               

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Let's let Cate answer this one:

Did you actually expect Canadians to respond positively to Trump disregarding a trade agreement (that HE negotiated btw) and put 25% tariffs on Canadian imports? 

What about stating outright that “Canada meant to be our 51st state”. 

Let’s not forget disrespecting our Prime Minister by repeatedly calling him governor. 

Then, of course, there is saying Canada is one of the nastiest countries to deal with. Lies about Canada charging 250% tariffs (sometimes more depending on the day he’s speaking) on American dairy products. 

What about his incessant lies about “subsidizing Canada”? 

Oh, and what about threatening to redraw the border between our two countries??

You say Canada should admit we were never a friend to the US. 

Let me put this simply for you. 

We have viewed you as our closest friend and ally for a century. 

We thought of you as brothers and sisters. 

We answered the call, again and again, for any support you needed from us. 

This isn't a joke to us. 

We're not overreacting. 

We don't think he's just spouting these lies to cause chaos or negotiate a deal. 

We wholeheartedly believe that our closest ally and friend is about to bring violence across our border, economically destroy us, and eliminate our way of life.

Jesse Watters on Fox News said he was personally offended that Canadians did not want to become American. 

Well, guess what? 

Most Canadians are personally offended that Americans have such little respect for Canada as a country that they would assume we would be “honoured” to be taken over by the United States. 

Yes, I said taken over. 

Let’s call it like it is. 

Stop softening it by using the word annexation. 

What Trump is suggesting by “annexing Canada” and “redrawing” the border between our two countries is an act of WAR! 

Is that how friends treat each other?

We won’t even discuss the disrespect Trump showed our PM. 

One can only imagine what Trump would do if we consistently referred to him as Premier Trump. 

His arrogance and intentional disrespect towards the Canadian Prime Minister was disgraceful and unfitting of the office of the President.

Let’s discuss those dairy tariffs, shall we? 

The reality is the Canadian Dairy Industry runs under supply management, so it’s all about managing the supply for the Canadian market... BUT there is an 18% allowance for imports and most of that 18% comes from the US. 

That is tariff-free. 

IF more than 18% is imported into Canada THEN there is a surcharge on CERTAIN dairy products and in SOME CASES that is 250%. 

Even the US Dairy industry has said that has never actually happened. 

In many categories, notably including milk, the U.S. is not even at half of the zero-tariff maximum. 

Trump also made another claim that is simply false. 

He told reporters that the situation with Canadian dairy tariffs was “well taken care of” at the time his first presidency ended, “but under Biden, they just kept raising it.” 

In reality, Canada did not raise its dairy tariffs under then-U.S. President Joe Biden. 

Simply put, Trump’s assertion that Canada kept hiking its dairy tariffs when Biden was in charge is, as usual, a LIE! 

Trump just has his knickers in a twist because we have supply management policies in place that support Canadian farmers and protect its dairy, egg and poultry industries from foreign competition. 

So yes, there is a 250% tariff after the quota has been exceeded, BUT it has never actually been exceeded, so that tariff has never actually been used. 

Lastly, the tariffs Trump is so busy denouncing were negotiated by Trump himself in the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement, or USMCA/CUSMA. 

The agreement Trump touted as “the best trade deal ever made”. 

PS: The US have exactly the same over tariffs in place.

Canada (and PM Trudeau’s associates) nasty?? 

That is laughable. 

Those that Trump considers "nice" are doormats that roll over and agree with everything he says. 

The minute someone says no, Trump reacts like a petulant child and has a tantrum; he threatens tariffs and spouts misinformation hoping they will bend to his will. 

Guess what? 

Canada will not. 

Canada considers it a compliment that we are considered “nasty”. 

It means we have self-respect. 

Trump has directly threatened Canada’s sovereignty and the Canadian economy. 

Trump has ridiculed Canadian leaders and insulted the Canadian people, all without provocation. 

Canada has been a staunch ally and the largest trading partner for the US. 

In return we are directly threatened by the US President. 

Many Americans downplay Trump’s rhetoric, but Canadians don’t. 

Canadians also know the people of the US put that racist, xenophobe in office and actions have consequences. 

His lies, appeals to patriotism, and incitement of violence must be stopped before it is too late. 

If you don’t the consequences are on you, the American people, and no one else!

And as for this nonsense about the U.S. “subsidizing” Canada because we run a trade surplus with it. This claim explains why Trump has gone bankrupt so many times. 

He has no clue how economics works. 

Subsidizing means giving something for nothing. 

A trade deficit is not a subsidy. 

We sell more to the US than we buy from the US. 

That is a trade deficit. 

Claiming it is a subsidy is like like claiming that you subsidize McDonald’s when you buy and eat a burger. 

Did McDonald’s buy anything back from you? 

Do you stand in the parking lot afterwards and scream that you should own the McDonalds because you have been subsidizing them every time you buy a Happy Meal?

Canada has never been your friend you say? 

Canada sends firefighters, waterbombers and linesman every time there is a natural disaster in the US. 

Canada has a history of offering financial aid and providing food and other relief supplies to the United States following natural disasters, often working through organizations like FEMA (which Drumpf is closing) and the Canadian Red Cross. 

For example, in 2017, after Hurricane Harvey, Canada delivered over 27,000 pounds of relief goods to FEMA and thus to American citizens. 

In 2005, following Hurricane Katrina, the Canadian Forces participated in a relief operation named Operation UNISON, dispatching ships carrying humanitarian supplies to the Gulf Coast. 

Canada hosted thousands of Americans when planes weren’t allowed to land in the US on 9/11. 

Canada spent billions and lost hundreds of soldiers supporting the US in Afghanistan. 

Canada rescued US Teheran embassy staff and smuggled them out … the list goes on. 

As a thank you Canada gets threatened with 51st state and redraw the border nonsense. 

Who is not being the friend here?

So your little feelings are hurt because Canada is booing the American national anthem at sporting events and you don’t think we are your friend. 

Canadians are not booing the American people, their teams or their players (except those who put our flag on their dressing room floor and/accuse us of cheating), we are booing your government and their unjustified policies. 

Pull your head out of your ass and see what’s really happening!

Cate McEachern

Sunday Morning Funnies!

With all my love: Marjorie Taylor Greene!

The "Mrs. Herself" and I were talking about how the 'Uhmerican' people are divided 50 / 50 in their political inclinations and aspirations... with the stupid half naturally being the "Republicans!"  

Anyway, the conversation then moved on to 'Marjorie Taylor Greene,' ...which made me remark that... "If I were married to that woman... she would be dead within a week!"

WELL! Didn't I immediately get shit for wishing someone else ill!

'Bad Karma' I was told!

***

O.K. THEN: Let's have a vote to see if I was right about this cunt! (and I don't say that lightly)

YOU DECIDE...

WOW, I COULD ONLY WATCH ABOUT 2/3 OF IT BECAUSE I WAS STARTING TO THROW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!

One for the books!

 Now here's something ya don't see every day!!!!

'Content Creator' Accused of Sexually Abusing Chihuahua!

Logan Guminski, 27, faces criminal charges after allegedly filming 

herself engaged in sexual activity with a Chihuahua, according to police.

Marion County Sheriff's Office - Logan Guminski mugshot!

A Florida woman is facing criminal charges after being accused of engaging in sexual activity with a Chihuahua and posting a video of it on social media.

On Friday, March 21, Logan Guminski, 27, of Ocala, was arrested and charged with sexual activity involving an animal and filming sexual activity involving an animal.

She was booked into the Marion County Jail and released after she posted a $10,000 bond.

Authorities learned of the alleged crime on Jan. 28, when Major Crimes Detective Jordyn Batts received an anonymous tip that Guminski had posted a video to Instagram depicting sexual activity with a dog, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

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THAT PLACE JUST GETS WEIRDER EVERY DAY, FOLKS!

A letter from British Columbia!

Allan: Since Canadians have begun boycotting US products, what are some Canadian products we can boycott in return? "A Proud American!"

 Danielle said: Remember, it is your guy that started this and is using falsified data to justify his actions. 

You should be embarrassed to think about boycotting Canada. 

 Your country is the one trying to destroy the country next to you and absorb it into yours. This is the same as Russia invading Ukraine. 

 If you are shocked over Canada rejecting joining what you have been told since birth is "the best country in earth," it is because you have been lied to about this!!! 

 In quality of life for average people... the USA is not even in the top 10 in most things. 

***

 Canada is standing up to an unjustifiable act of aggression by the USA. An act that has cost the USA all of its friends and is making it an international pariah. 

 Open your eyes and you will see that in less than a month you new leader has made the USA one of the bad guys in world affairs. 

At the same level as Russia. 

 Now watch as the prices of almost everything in the USA go up... as well as unemployment. 

You will be lucky if the USA does not break up into several countries in the next few years. 

 Danielle... lives in Metro Vancouver!

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O N E M O R E !

V O T E !

That's one for the good guys!

During this ongoing trade war with the United States, Canada was visited by Secretary of State Marco Rubio last week in an attempt to smooth over ruffled Canadian feathers! 

Instead of helping the situation... Canadian officials put down a three-foot-long "red carpet" for Secretary Rubio to step onto because of a previous rainstorm... but in the puddle at the end of it... they dug a four-foot hole... which Marco immediately fell into... and had to be quickly rescued by his secret service detail!

While this typically Canadian joke WAS extremely funny... it didn't help matters much!!!!

Haters Gonna Hate!

I once met an American who hated Mexicans because he thought they all wanted to immigrate to the US, ....and he hated Canadians because they didn't want to immigrate to the U.S.

Mass Shootings in Canada and the U.S.

 Here's another reason why we should NEVER join the U.S. of A.

P.S. We should also invite Alaska and Maine to become Provinces... and Greenland and the 'Turks and Caicos Islands as... new Territories!!!! (12 Provinces and 5 Territories!)

THANK YOU... DONALD DRUMPF!

We Canadians owe Donald Drumpf a tremendous show of thanks and appreciation!

There has NEVER been anyone in our entire history that has done more to bring Canadians together in solidarity and patriotism!

Thank You Donald!

The World's Smartest Animals!

Intelligence doesn't seem to confine itself to any one animal or species, folks... here are nine of the"smartest kids" on the block!

 

Saturday Morning Confusion: Reagan said it best!!!!!!