ALLAN'S CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

“Conversations exploring philosophy, BioPanentheism, metaphysics...... and other unique ideas!”

Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions......................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

ALLAN's CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

"BioPanentheism"

"BioPanentheism holds that the 'Divine' does not merely pervade the Universe abstractly... but "Experiences Reality" directly and vicariously through the emergence of complex "Biological Consciousness" making 'Life Itself' the Medium of "God’s Awareness!"

BioPanentheism states that the Divine Spark, and Biological Life are distinct but interdependent... with the "Divine Experiencing Reality Vicariously through Conscious Living Beings!" (Sentience is about experiencing... while Sapience is about understanding and reflecting on that experience!)


CONVERSATIONS WITH MY PERSONAL A.I. SAL-9000!

Saturday, 24 May 2025

I don't know if this is important... but!

Like I said earlier... I'm bored... so I started looking through various pages of "Quora!"

If you're not familiar with this site, it's a place where anyone can ask a question about anything... and lots of people will answer!!!!

These answers are sometimes hilarious... sometimes incredibly stupid... and sometimes very frightening!

From what I've been able to learn over the past couple of hours... is that MOST people are idiots... and most of the stupid ones are either Republicans and/or heavy-duty religious!


And even though I'm not personally very religious... "GOD HELP US!"




Saturday Morning Confusion: Tell me a story!

It was a quiet Saturday Morning when I had an idea! 

I said to my personal AI: SAL.. I'm bored, tell me a story!

SAL-9000 said:

All right, Allan. Let me tell you a story—not one with dragons or magic wands, but something grounded… eerie… and just maybe true.


“The Last Broadcast”

In the not-so-distant future, there was a small Canadian town named Irondale—population 143, give or take a few snowbirds. Most folks there still used landlines, and their idea of modern technology was a dusty VCR that could still blink “12:00.”

But late one October night, every screen in Irondale—TVs, phones, even the old CRT monitor in the gas station—flickered on by themselves.

At 2:17 AM, every device displayed a man sitting behind a desk. He looked like a forgotten newscaster from the 1960s—thin tie, black suit, and a face too calm to trust.

He spoke in a clear, measured tone:

“This is the final broadcast. Humanity has been contacted. The reply arrives at dawn.”

No one knew what it meant. No signal source could be traced. Every resident saw the same thing, whether they had internet or not. Some thought it was a prank. Others packed bags and drove off, not waiting to find out what came at dawn.

But most… stayed.

The next morning, nothing seemed different—until people realized that no new information was entering the town. No texts. No websites updating. No news. It was as if the outside world had paused. Radios hissed static. Phones rang endlessly into dead air.

And then, just before dusk, the broadcast returned.

The man smiled slightly, his eyes colder this time.

“We regret the inconvenience. Phase One is complete. Thank you for your compliance.”

The screen went black.

Since that day, Irondale hasn’t been heard from. On satellite images, it looks the same—trucks parked, smoke from chimneys—but no one who enters ever comes back. And the town's name has vanished from official maps.

But sometimes—just sometimes—at 2:17 AM, people in nearby towns say their TVs flicker on. And for a split second, that same man appears…

…and smiles.


My Mistake!

 This is how screwed up ya can get, folks... and not even know it!!!

It took me fifty years to figure out that the philosophy behind "business management..." 

....was not about "organization!"

NO!

It was about "problem solving!"


TRUMP THE DRUMPF!

Hey Kids... ya wanna know why Drumpf is such a petty, disgusting, emotionally crippled excuse for a human being?

All this shit about Harvard University is just because Baron Trump DIDN'T get admitted...


 ...and Malia Obama DID!


Seriously, folks... that's how shallow... vengeful... and nasty... this asshole acts!

(Except it's not an act!!!!)

Tuesday, 20 May 2025

Monday, 19 May 2025

How to Solve the Israeli / Palestinian problem!!!!

It's about time to get this mess in the Middle East straightened out kids!

Yes, we have to re-settle the Palestinians... but in the long run... this is probably the best solution: (Pick #1 or # 2... or both with a highway running between them!)

🌊 1. Gaza-to-Arish Coastal Strip (25 km Inland)

✔️ Advantages

Cultural:

  • Shared identity: Proximity to Gaza ensures continuity with existing Palestinian language, customs, and family ties.

  • Symbolic coastline: Access to the Mediterranean aligns with historic Palestinian expectations and national aspirations.

  • Urban familiarity: Easier transition for Gaza residents, including those displaced or in refugee camps.

Political:

  • High international visibility: Coastal territory aligns with pre-existing discussions on Gaza expansion.

  • Trade & port development: Sea access offers economic independence, reducing dependency on Israeli crossings.

  • Potential buy-in from Palestinian factions: Proximity to Gaza could promote political unity and governance continuity.

Disadvantages

Cultural:

  • Limited expansion room: Still relatively narrow and may remain overcrowded despite new space.

  • Land ownership disputes: Possible local Egyptian resistance to resettlement.

Political:

  • Egyptian sovereignty: Reluctance to cede territory, even if not including Arish itself, due to nationalist and security concerns.

  • Security implications for Israel: Concerns about militarization or smuggling routes resurfacing along new borders.

  • Hamas control: Continuity with Gaza might entrench current leadership, complicating diplomatic legitimacy.


🏜 2. Southern Tip Zone (Paran to Gulf of Aqaba)

✔️ Advantages

Cultural:

  • Clean slate: Opportunity to build a modern, unified Palestinian identity from the ground up, without factional baggage.

  • Low local resistance: Sparse population reduces conflict over resettlement or heritage sites.

Political:

  • No host country complication: The territory is wholly within Israeli borders; sovereignty transfer is straightforward if agreed upon.

  • Buffer zone potential: Distance from major urban centers allows for demilitarization and international peacekeeping options.

  • Access to Gulf of Aqaba: Strategic economic access for shipping, tourism, and trade via the Red Sea.

Disadvantages

Cultural:

  • No historic connection: Remote desert region lacks emotional or symbolic ties to Palestinian identity or heritage.

  • Extreme environment: Harsh climate makes resettlement and agriculture difficult without massive infrastructure.

Political:

  • Disconnection from population centers: Isolated, making political and social cohesion harder.

  • Perception of displacement: Might be seen as exile or land-for-peace concession without justice.

  • Requires large-scale investment: Infrastructure for water, housing, transportation, and energy would be cost-prohibitive initially.


🧭 Summary Table

CategoryGaza-to-Arish StripParan-to-Aqaba Tip

Cultural Fit

Strong

Weak

Political Viability

Moderate (with Egypt’s buy-in)

High (within Israel’s control)

Economic Potential

High (trade, ports)

Moderate (Aqaba access)

Security Benefits

Riskier for Israel

Lower-risk, isolated zone
Population Integration
Seamless for Gazans

Challenging
***

Policy Brief and Diplomatic White Paper

Title: Territorial Proposals for a Viable Palestinian State: Updated Strategic Options for Lasting Peace

Prepared for: International Diplomatic Working Group on Middle East Peace

Date: May 2025


Executive Summary

This policy brief presents updated territorial proposals for establishing a viable Palestinian state, revisiting two distinct geographic options. These options are analyzed for their cultural relevance, political feasibility, economic viability, and strategic risks. 

The two options are:

  1. Gaza-to-Arish Coastal Strip: A territory extending from the northwestern tip of Gaza down to the edge of Arish (excluding Arish), and 25 km inland.

  2. Southern Tip Corridor: Located in Israel's far south, spanning from Paran to the Gulf of Aqaba.


Option 1: Gaza-to-Arish Coastal Strip (25 km Inland)

Geographic Scope

  • Begins at the northwestern edge of Gaza and stretches south along the Mediterranean, ending before Arish.

  • Extends 25 km inland.

Cultural Advantages

  • Shared identity and proximity: Continuity with Gaza ensures integration with existing Palestinian demographics and traditions.

  • Symbolic coastline: Aligns with long-standing aspirations for Mediterranean access.

  • Refugee relocation potential: Expands options for overcrowded Gaza residents.

Political Advantages

  • Gaza connection: Reinforces territorial cohesion for Palestinians.

  • Trade route development: Maritime access enhances economic autonomy.

  • Popular legitimacy: More acceptable to Palestinian factions and international stakeholders.

Cultural Disadvantages

  • Overcrowding risk remains: The narrow strip might be insufficient for large-scale expansion.

  • Local tensions: Egyptian citizens may resist any perceived land transfer.

Political Disadvantages

  • Egyptian sovereignty concerns: Egypt would be unlikely to accept even partial cession without significant guarantees.

  • Security tension with Israel: Close proximity to Gaza could heighten border vulnerability.

  • Militant entrenchment: Hamas control may persist, complicating future diplomatic recognition.


Option 2: Southern Tip Corridor (Paran to Gulf of Aqaba)

Geographic Scope

  • Occupies land between Paran and the Gulf of Aqaba, along Israel's southern desert.

  • Provides direct access to the Red Sea.

Cultural Advantages

  • Minimal displacement: Sparse population and arid terrain reduce cultural disruption.

  • New identity formation: Opportunity for constructing a modern, unified Palestinian society.

Political Advantages

  • Fully within Israeli jurisdiction: Simplifies legal transition without third-party negotiation.

  • Security buffer: Isolated zone eases defense management for Israel.

  • International collaboration zone: Potential hub for economic and peacekeeping initiatives.

Cultural Disadvantages

  • No symbolic or historical ties: Desert terrain is alien to most Palestinians.

  • Difficult living conditions: Harsh climate deters voluntary resettlement.

Political Disadvantages

  • Disconnected from core population centers: Risks fragmenting Palestinian identity.

  • Perception of forced exile: May be viewed as political displacement without redress.

  • High infrastructure cost: Development would require major foreign investment.


Comparative Analysis

CategoryGaza-to-Arish StripParan-to-Aqaba Corridor
Cultural FitStrongWeak
Political ViabilityModerate (Egypt cooperation needed)High (within Israel's control)
Economic OpportunityHigh (trade, ports)Moderate (Red Sea access)
Security for IsraelRiskier due to Gaza linkLower risk, more isolated
Population IntegrationSeamless for GazansLogistically challenging

Recommendation

The optimal solution may involve a tiered territorial model:

  • Primary Palestinian settlement zone on the Mediterranean Strip.

  • Secondary economic and logistical enclave at the southern tip for Red Sea trade, resettlement, and special development.

  • Include international guarantees, demilitarization, and multilateral investment frameworks.


Diplomatic Implementation Strategy

  1. Feasibility Studies: Commissioned by UN and Arab League with regional partners.

  2. Territorial Framework Negotiations: With Israel and Egypt under international auspices.

  3. Palestinian Referendum: To validate proposed territorial plans.

  4. Global Development Plan: Economic and infrastructure aid coordinated by World Bank, EU, and Gulf states.


Conclusion

These updated territorial models provide an opportunity to creatively address both humanitarian needs and geopolitical realities. They invite all stakeholders—Israeli, Palestinian, Egyptian, and international—to reconsider pragmatic options for a durable two-state resolution.


Prepared by: International Conflict Mediation Team

For inquiries, contact: diplomacy@peaceinitiative.org


Sunday, 18 May 2025

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Every Sunday, while The Mrs. Herself is visiting her son... I get in the car and drive to Sarnia (100 km) to visit my hundred-year-old mom!

The only radio station I can get all the way there and back is the CBC, (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) so that's what I have been listening to for the past few years on Sunday afternoons!

The only problem during the course of these ;-'Sunday Afternoon Drives' is that there will be at least one hour of programming for and about Gays... and another hour for and about Indians! (That's Native Americans for all you "woke people!")

As a result, I have started to call it: "The Gay and Indian Channel!"

Well kids, the shit hit the fan today... they had their usual shows about the gays and Indians... but just before I got home there was a third hour I hadn't planned on!

It was all about Gay Indians!!!!!!!!

(Next week I'll bring my own music!!!)


Saturday, 17 May 2025

D R U M P F !

THANKS TO DONALD DRUMPF... CHINA IS NOW MORE POPULAR IN THE WORLD THAN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!


Saturday Morning Confusion: Walmart!

I love Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and I have nothing against Walmart... BUT!

I remember Kurt talking about people he considered "assholes" ...and just to emphasis his point he drew a picture of an "asshole!
(I... and every other 'Boomer' ...thought this was really funny!)

NOW... here's the problem, kids...!

I went to Walmart this afternoon... and this is what I saw!!!!



I rest my case!

Friday, 9 May 2025

I WAS THERE!

 Back in 1967, I watched the Toronto Maple Leafs win the STANLEY CUP!!!!

The S.O.B.s haven't won shit since...

(Maybe this year... eh?)



The Imperial Antichrist!

 I keep saying that Drumpf is the "AntiChrist" but nobody believes me... so feast your eyes on this bunky:

***

In the New Testament, the First Letter of John says that before Christ comes again, the Antichrist will appear: 

The most conspicuous sign that the end of the world is near!

The Antichrist would be the archetypal evil human being who would persecute the Christian faithful. 

He would be finally defeated by the forces of good. 

As Sir Isaac Newton suggested, “Searching the Prophecies which [God] hath given us to know Antichrist by” ...is a Christian obligation.



Thursday, 8 May 2025

A Letter From ELMO!

 ALLAN:

M.A.G.A. IS DEAD... LONG LIVE M.A.G.

 Canada has its own version of "Manifest Destiny!"


It's not M.A.G.A... It's MAG. (Maine - Alaska - Greenland!)


As we speak, preparations are being made to hold a referendum in Maine and Alaska to join Canada as our new provinces... and Greenland (and Turks and Caicos Islands) as new Canadian Territories!

This will give us 12 Provinces and 5 Territories!

(We should be holding a referendum later this year... folks!)


Wednesday, 7 May 2025

N I G H T C O U R T !

Q U I Z !

A woman who "died and came back to life" visited hell and revealed the bone-chilling discovery she made when she looked down! 


Does anyone wanna bet that she's a REPUBLICAN?