An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed,
I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deed to an eight-bedroom mansion plus, a £5 million cheque.
"Oh! Good heavens, Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT.
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