Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions......................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

ALLAN's CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

"BioPanentheism holds that the 'Divine' does not merely pervade the Universe abstractly... but "Experiences Reality" directly and vicariously through the emergence of complex "Biological Consciousness..." making "Life Itself" the Medium of "God’s Awareness!"

BioPanentheism states that the Divine Spark, and Biological Life are distinct but interdependent... with the "Divine Experiencing Reality Vicariously through Conscious Living Beings!" (Sentience is about experiencing... while Sapience is about understanding and reflecting on that experience!)

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? 

Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? 
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?" 

The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed, 
I became a prostitute." 

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are." 

"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deed to an eight-bedroom mansion plus, 
 a £5 million cheque. 

For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club. 

She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean " 

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad 

Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Good heavens, Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a 
 PROTESTANT.

Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."



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