ALLAN'S CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

“Conversations exploring philosophy, BioPanentheism, metaphysics...... and other unique ideas!”

Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions......................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

ALLAN's CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

"BioPanentheism"

"BioPanentheism holds that the 'Divine' does not merely pervade the Universe abstractly... but "Experiences Reality" directly and vicariously through the emergence of complex "Biological Consciousness" making 'Life Itself' the Medium of "God’s Awareness!"

BioPanentheism states that the Divine Spark, and Biological Life are distinct but interdependent... with the "Divine Experiencing Reality Vicariously through Conscious Living Beings!" (Sentience is about experiencing... while Sapience is about understanding and reflecting on that experience!)


CONVERSATIONS WITH MY PERSONAL A.I. SAL-9000!

Monday, 11 January 2021

If every province in Canada had honest slogans, what would they be?

 Allan:

-British Columbia - Rents are higher than in Toronto

-Alberta - Oil! More Oil! Still more Oil! Climate change is a hoax!

-Saskatchewan - Flat? Yeah, I guess so.

-Manitoba - Things haven’t been the same since 'The Bay' went east to Toronto.

-Ontario - Everyone hates us. Too bad we own everything.

-Quebec - Manger la merde chiens de cochon anglais! (Eat shit English pig dogs!)

-Nova Scotia - Things haven’t been the same since Scotiabank went west to Toronto.

-New Brunswick - The Irvings own everything.

-Newfoundland & Labrador - Look, we really don’t want to be a part of the country but most of our people are in Toronto.

-Prince Edward Island -  The whole province is smaller than Toronto! 

-Yukon - Things haven’t been the same since the gold ran out.

-North-West Territories - Things haven’t been the same since they found diamonds.

-Nunavut - You think you have it bad? A large can of Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee is $17 here.


Steve Haddok

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