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Sunday, 3 January 2021

Sunday Morning Funnies: What do Canadians do all day?

Allan:.

A typical Canadian Saturday

7.00: Wake up.

7.30: Cut a hole in the frozen lake in the backyard, jump in quickly, have a bath

8.00: Breakfast. Usually a moose omelette with a side of maple syrup

9.00: Spend a few hours cleaning the igloo

12.00: Lunchtime. More moose with a beavertail for dessert.

13.00: Hike the 30km to the neighbourhood trading post to buy the month’s provisions.

17.30. Grab a double-double from Tim Hortons on the way back

18.00. Dinner. Roast leg of moose with maple gravy washed down with a two-four of Molson split between the wife and I.

19.00. Watch Hockey Night in Canada.

21.30: The Leafs lose again, off to bed with the wife.

22.00: Sex with the wife

22.01: Relax and light a cigarette

22.30: Sleep




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