Allan:.
A typical Canadian Saturday
7.00: Wake up.
7.30: Cut a hole in the frozen lake in the backyard, jump in quickly, have a bath
8.00: Breakfast. Usually a moose omelette with a side of maple syrup
9.00: Spend a few hours cleaning the igloo
12.00: Lunchtime. More moose with a beavertail for dessert.
13.00: Hike the 30km to the neighbourhood trading post to buy the month’s provisions.
17.30. Grab a double-double from Tim Hortons on the way back
18.00. Dinner. Roast leg of moose with maple gravy washed down with a two-four of Molson split between the wife and I.
19.00. Watch Hockey Night in Canada.
21.30: The Leafs lose again, off to bed with the wife.
22.00: Sex with the wife
22.01: Relax and light a cigarette
22.30: Sleep
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