An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week
later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman,
"I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to look in the
freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he
pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in
Heaven", said the Angel.
The woman replied: "They're not
crazy about it in Costco either!"
***
Did
you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A
man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is
wearing
an earring The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and
is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The
man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't
make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His
friend falls silent for a few minutes but then his curiosity prods him to ask,
"So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever
since my wife found it in my truck."
I
always wondered how this trend got started.
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