Sunday Morning Funnies: Donald Trump expects to be "reinstated" as president by August?

Allan:

The only thought I have is where does Trump's belief rank on the all time ridiculous belief list?

This idiot, Harold Camping, believed the world would end on September 6, 1994. When it didn't he changed the date to the 29th. When it didn't happen then he changed it to October 2nd. When that didn't happen, he changed it again to May 21, 2011. He died in 2013. I guess only the Lord knoweth why he was so fucking dumb.

This clown, Marshall Applewhite, believed that a spaceship was hiding in the tail of a comet to take him back to his home planet and he killed himself because I guess their transporter didn't work on living matter, but they had technology that was advanced enough to hitch a ride on a comet. Very un-Gene Roddenberry.

And now we have this human diaper stain telling people even dumber than he is that he'll be reinstated as the POTUS in August?

I'm not really sure which of these three is worse. Camping only led 34 dummies down a path of stupidity that involved selling all their worldly goods and quitting their jobs in anticipation of a day that would never come.

Applewhite convinced 39 other idiots to follow him into suicide and into buying matching Nike running shoes. How un chic.

And then there's Failure 45, who has convinced millions of uneducated, gullible morons that he's going to magically be reinstated as POTUS after he waves a wand to undo an election he lost by being a landfill with arms and legs.

This race of charlatans and idiots is too close to call.