Two old bulls were standing on a hill, looking down towards the barn. They had watched the rancher unload a younger bull, from a trailer, and were watching that bull as he worked his way through the cows, one by one.
Ome bull was shaking his head, thinking he was going to be out of a job. The other began to snort, and to aggressively paw the ground.
“Come on, now,” the first bull said. “You aren’t really going to fight him, are you? He’ll kill you!”
”No,” the other bull replied; “I just want him to know I’m no cow!”
***
An IRS examiner was auditing a rancher. As the examination concludes the IRS says he has to look at the property. Rancher says, OK just do not go in the south pasture. The IRS whips out his badge and says this authorizes me to go anywhere I need to go. Rancher, shakes his head and responds with you go do what you think you should do. Ten minutes pass and the rancher hears screams of terror from the south pasture. Rancher goes to the fence and sees the IRS running as fast as he can, followed closely by the bull. The IRS hollers to the rancher, you gotta help me. Rancher thinks for a minute and yells back, show him your badge.
No comments:
Post a Comment