Saturday Morning Confusion: Is Canada as depressing as they say?

Allan:

Oh yes.

Uh… who are they? 

Americans? 

Yes?

Then I agree.

It’s depressing not to have a mass shooting every day of the year.

It’s depressing that people never go bankrupt due to medical bills.

It’s depressing to live longer than Americans.

It’s depressing to be able to walk at midnight in a dark street and never be afraid of doing that.

It’s depressing to leave your car or your house unlocked and no one comes to rob your stuff.

It’s depressing to be happier than Americans.

It’s depressing to be in a single payer healthcare system, where a heart transplant costs you nothing.

It’s depressing that Canadian elections are boring and that politicians have no TV shows, grab women by the p***y and talk decently.

Perhaps it is boring as well?

Perhaps that’s something that we Canadians worked hard to obtain?

Well, yes, winter for some is a bit depressing as well. But our warm summers compensate a bit.

At the end, yes, it is very depressing. 😎

Demian Rebollo von Düben