Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions......................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

ALLAN's CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

"BioPanentheism holds that the 'Divine' does not merely pervade the Universe abstractly... but "Experiences Reality" directly and vicariously through the emergence of complex "Biological Consciousness..." making "Life Itself" the Medium of "God’s Awareness!"

BioPanentheism states that the Divine Spark, and Biological Life are distinct but interdependent... with the "Divine Experiencing Reality Vicariously through Conscious Living Beings!" (Sentience is about experiencing... while Sapience is about understanding and reflecting on that experience!)

Sunday, 24 July 2022

Sunday Morning Funnies: How my Mom lost her license!

 Mom: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Mom: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Mom: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Mom: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Mom: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Mom: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Mom: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Mom: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

Mom steps out of her vehicle.

Mom: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Mom: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

Mom opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Mom: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

Mom digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Mom: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

My MOM


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