According to the information we received here at the Perspective Research Department the oldest living person in history was a French woman called Geraldine Dubois.
She lived to the ripe old age of 122 years and 4 months!
After numerous attempts to get a more complete picture of what this woman was like..., (since she lived in the majority of both the nineteenth and twentieth centuries) we pulled a few strings to get this picture of Geraldine about an hour after she died..., and was waiting to be processed for entry to the Pearly Gates!
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