A man walks into a diner. An attractive young waitress comes to take his order.
He smiles at her and says, “I’d like a quickie, please.”
She gives him a sour look and says, “Haha, but seriously, what can I get you to eat?”
“Seriously,” he says. “I’d like a quickie. Can I have a quickie?”
Now the waitress is getting irritated. “Hold on, I’ll be right back,” she says.
When she returns, she has the burly cook with her: “OK, sir, let’s try this again. What would you like to order?”
“I’d really like a quickie, just like I was telling the waitress here.”
The cook loses his patience, grabs the man by his shirt, and starts to hustle him out of the diner.
On the way out, a guy sitting at the next booth calls out to him: “Hey buddy, just so you know for next time:
It’s pronounced quiche.”
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