Sunday Morning Funnies!

 A man walks into a diner. An attractive young waitress comes to take his order. 

He smiles at her and says, “I’d like a quickie, please.”

She gives him a sour look and says, “Haha, but seriously, what can I get you to eat?”

“Seriously,” he says. “I’d like a quickie. Can I have a quickie?”

Now the waitress is getting irritated. “Hold on, I’ll be right back,” she says. 

When she returns, she has the burly cook with her: “OK, sir, let’s try this again. What would you like to order?”

“I’d really like a quickie, just like I was telling the waitress here.”

The cook loses his patience, grabs the man by his shirt, and starts to hustle him out of the diner. 

On the way out, a guy sitting at the next booth calls out to him: “Hey buddy, just so you know for next time:

It’s pronounced quiche.”