An elderly couple went to a lawyer. After they explained what they wanted, the lawyer pushed his chair back, steepled his fingers, and said, “Let me get this straight. You are 96 and you are 98 years old, you have been married for 79 years, and now you want a divorce?”
She said, “Yes, we discussed this a long time ago and we agreed we would wait until the children were dead.”
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