Sunday Morning Funnies!

 A stay-at-home mom finds a daytime paramour while her husband is at the office, completely unaware that her 9-year-old son was secretly tucked away in the closet. With her husband's unexpected return, she swiftly stashes her lover in the closet to avoid detection.

The young boy now has some company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "£250."

Over the upcoming weeks, a similar situation unfolds once more, with the boy and the mother's companion finding themselves together in the closet once again.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "I'll tell."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "£750."

Man: "Fine."

After a couple of days, the father addresses the boy, saying,

"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "£1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They attend church, and the father discreetly informs the priest, arranging for the young boy to sit inside the confession booth and then shutting the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says:

"Don't start that rubbish again!!"