Yes. Yes, they are. It's horrible here.
We still live in Igloos, have no paved roads.
No one owns a car or even a horse. We walk everywhere. No busses, no transit, no taxis.
I walked 3 miles uphill to school … both ways… when I was a kid. I had no shoes. We wear paper bags on our feet to stay warm, even though the temperature is 100 degrees below zero from September to June. (And from June to September, we have mosquitos the size of polar bears.)
And it’s so barren here. No gorgeous lakes or rivers and both coasts are landlocked.
It’s a desert. A cold desert. We have no natural resources. No gold, silver, copper, diamonds, aluminum or any other precious metals.
No forests, no oil or gas.
Nothing that anyone not born in Canada could possibly want to come here for.
And we have NO sense of humour.
You should never think of emigrating to Canada.
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