What are the chances that Canada will go back to relying on the U.S. after tariff issues are resolved?

 Guest Post by Dale Josef:

What are the chances that Canada will stick with its new trade partners instead of going back to relying on the U.S. after tariff issues are resolved?

Let’s employ an analogy:

Suppose your girlfriend empties your bank account, crashes your car, kills your dog, gets you fired at work, burns down your parent’s house, then says, “sorry”.

Are you going to take her back?

We practically spit in the face of Canada’s prime minister.

We threatened to invade their country.

A whole lot of other things went down. It’s all in the news.

Canadians are among the most relentlessly polite people of all time. But even they have their limits.

The entire world is shocked at the uncultured, ignorant louts we’ve become.

All because of one ill-bred, ill-mannered, self-absorbed narcissist.

You know, he of the cotton-candy locks, carefully combed to look messed up.

He kowtows to our enemies and slaps the faces of our allies.

He is not a man that anyone takes seriously, except for the fact that he sits on a seat of immense power. In that way, he is indeed scary, like a toddler with a hand grenade. 

But nothing he says is taken seriously.

Our former allies know now that the United States cannot be trusted. It’s going to take a very long time to earn that trust again, if ever.

All the cred we garnered by emerging from WWII on the winning side AND as the world’s only superpower is now all gone. We pissed it all away, thanks to one psychopath lying his way to two electoral wins.

Congratulations, MAGA. We’re now the world’s pariah. Thanks to you. You voted for him even when you knew what he would do. How did you know? Because he told you. And you went ahead and voted for him anyway.

You fucked up the world.